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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Martin Katana (ranked 5938 p4p, 3272 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 578 p4p, 368 weight class). Hitler has chosen Russian Dancing Men as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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0 - 1 - 0 |
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155
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Martin Katana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Darius Henderson and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler misses with a head kick.
Katana keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Katana.
Katana blocks a head kick by Hitler.
It looked like Katana was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Hitler lands a body shot.
Hitler does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hitler lands with a slapping head kick.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick and Katana moves out of range easily.
Katana lands with a nice body kick.
Katana tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hitler tries to land a front kick but Katana steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hitler misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler misses with a low kick.
Katana throws a lazy right hand but Hitler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hitler misses with a leg kick.
Hitler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Katana looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hitler misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler wants to slow Katana down by chopping away at his legs.
Hitler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Katana takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hitler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hitler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hitler throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Hitler misses with a leg kick.
Hitler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Katana misses with a looping left.
Adolf Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitler wants to slow Katana down by chopping away at his legs.
Hitler throws a low kick but Katana moves out of range easily.
Hitler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hitler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Katana.
Hitler wants to slow Katana down by chopping away at his legs.
As Hitler looks to move away, Katana throws a big counter combo but Hitler just gets out of the way.
Hitler throws a head kick but Katana moves out of range.
It looked like Katana was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Katana misses with a low kick as Hitler jumps back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A swing and a miss from Katana.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Katana misses with a wild combination.
Katana misses with the combination.
Hitler scores with a body shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hitler.
Hitler scores with a jab to the body.
An inside leg kick from Katana misses.
Hitler goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Hitler throws a head kick but Katana moves out of range.
Katana tried to counter with a leg kick but Hitler avoided it.
Katana misses with a hook.
Hitler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Katana ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitler moves away.
Katana looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Katana avoids the head kick by Hitler.
Hitler tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Katana misses with a body shot.
Katana throws a wild body kick that Hitler sees coming a mile off.
Hitler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Katana at a distance.
Hitler misses with a kick to the body.
Katana ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitler moves away.
Hitler lands a two punch combo.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hitler checks a leg kick.
Hitler ducks under a wild hook from Katana.
Katana with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hitler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It looked like Katana wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hitler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Katana throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hitler.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hitler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hitler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hitler scores with a hook to the body. Katana takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hitler.
Katana thows a left - swing and a miss!
A solid leg kick lands there for Hitler.
Katana on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hitler throws a half hearted mid kick.
Katana is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Hitler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Hitler digs a good hook to Katana's body.
Katana fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hitler is out of range.
Hitler looks to land a body kick but Katana moved away.
A little feinted left hand from Katana on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Katana throws a leg kick but Hitler checks it.
Hitler throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hitler scores with a head kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Adolf Hitler dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Hitler throws a head kick but Katana moves out of range.
Katana takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hitler goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Hitler defending well as Katana loads up on a big left hand.
Hitler lands a body shot.
Hitler misses with a head kick.
Katana checks a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hitler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Katana has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Katana and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Martin Katana is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Katana steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hitler. That one must have hurt.
Katana blocks a leg kick.
Katana misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some wild striking there from Katana.
A good leg kick by Hitler.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hitler. Katana shrugs it off though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A quick step to the side and Katana tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Katana loads up on a big right hand but Hitler slips the punch.
Hitler lands a jab to Katana's midsection.
Hitler is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Katana rather than just go for the knockout.
Hitler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hitler will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hitler plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Hitler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hitler misses with a low kick as Katana jumps back.
Hitler misses with a body kick.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick and Katana moves out of range easily.
Hitler tries to land a leg kick but Katana saw it coming and moves away.
Katana throws a big counter combination but Hitler scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick and Katana moves out of range easily.
Hitler throws a head kick but Katana moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Katana checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
It looked like Katana was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Katana, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hitler throws the kick towards the body but Katana avoids it.
Hitler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Katana chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hitler can pounce on him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hitler misses with a body kick.
Katana half committed to a counter leg kick.
Katana blocks a low kick nicely.
Katana appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hitler is looking to slow Katana down with leg kicks.
Hitler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hitler throws a leg kick but Katana sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hitler looks to land a body kick but Katana moved away.
Katana is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Hitler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hitler misses with a head kick.
Katana throws a nice looking combination but Hitler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Katana is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Katana throws a looping overhand right but Hitler ducks down to avoid it.
A low kick lands for Hitler.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Katana half committed to a counter leg kick.
Good work by Katana as he checks the leg kick.
Katana swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Katana throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hitler steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Katana.
Hitler scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hitler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hitler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hitler walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Katana checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hitler throws out a leg kick but Katana moves out of range and Hitler only half commits.
Hitler is looking to score with low kicks.
Hitler throws a chopping leg kick but Katana manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hitler cracks a nice hook into Katana's ribs.
Hitler displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Hitler tries a low kick but Katana avoids it.
An attempted straight right counter from Katana misses the target.
Hitler throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hitler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Katana.
Katana misses with a hook. Hitler ducked under it nicely.
Hitler lands with a slapping head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hitler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hitler is breathing heavily.
Hitler lands with a kick to the temple. Katana shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A leg kick checked by Katana.
Hitler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hitler stuns Katana with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Katana checks a low kick from Hitler.
Hitler fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hitler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Katana.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hitler.
Hitler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Hitler tries to score with a low kick but Katana moves his leg out of the way.
Katana swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Adolf Hitler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Katana misses with a looping left.
Katana moves out of range as Hitler throws a body kick.
Hitler lands a two punch combo.
Hitler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Katana misses with a straight right.
Adolf Hitler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hitler misses with a low kick as Katana jumps back.
Hitler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hitler misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hitler misses with a low kick.
Katana misses with a straight right.
Katana sets himself, and Hitler steps forward looking for the clinch! Katana avoids it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Katana throws a right hand that Hitler ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitler also avoids with ease.
Hitler tries a head kick but it misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Katana blocks the leg kick.
As Hitler backs away, Katana returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Hitler throws a wild body kick that Katana sees coming a mile off.
A nice leg kick from Hitler, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hitler misses with an attempted mid kick.
Katana takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hitler throws a sloppy head kick and Katana moves out of range easily.
It looked like Katana was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Hitler is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hitler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hitler is looking to chop away at Katana's legs.
Hitler throws a head kick but Katana moves out of range.
Hitler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Katana doesn't seem bothered though.
Katana looks to land a left hand but Hitler moved out of range nicely.
Hitler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hitler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Katana tried to counter with a leg kick but Hitler avoided it.
Katana moves out of range of the body kick.
Katana is looking to counter with a body kick.
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hitler fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Katana checks it well.
Katana throws a body shot but no joy.
Katana misses with the combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler misses with a head kick.
Katana moves out of range of the body kick from Hitler.
The fighters circling - Katana throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hitler tests Katana's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hitler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
It looked like Katana was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Hitler throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Hitler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Katana moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitler misses with a head kick.
Katana tries to score with a low kick but Hitler moves his leg out of the way.
Katana moves out of range as Hitler throws a body kick.
Katana fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hitler manages to avoid it.
Katana checks a low kick from Hitler.
Hitler throws out a leg kick but Katana moves out of range and Hitler only half commits.
Katana throwing a counter right hand but Hitler manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Katana blocks the low kick.
Katana half committed to a counter leg kick.
Hitler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Katana wants to slow Hitler down by chopping away at his legs.
Hitler tries a head kick but it misses.
Katana jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Hitler lands a right hook to the body.
Katana takes a swing at Hitler's ribcage but misses.
Katana takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hitler scoring well with a low kick there.
Katana tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Katana. Those never looked like landing.
Katana shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Hitler eats them both and turns towards Katana to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Hitler ducks under a wild hook from Katana.
Hitler tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Some wild striking there from Katana.
Martin Katana has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Katana. Hitler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hitler wants to counter with a clinch but Katana pushes him away.
Hitler tries a head kick but it misses.
Hitler throws a leg kick but Katana sees it coming and moves out of range.
Adolf Hitler is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Katana throws out a loose jab but Hitler uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hitler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Katana is able to avoid easily.
Hitler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Katana has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hitler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Hitler lands with a kick to the temple. Katana shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Katana on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Some wild striking there from Katana.
Hitler misses with a head kick.
Hitler digs a good hook to Katana's body.
Hitler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Hitler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hitler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adolf Hitler!
Post fight, Adolf Hitler took to the microphone: 'DOMINICK CRUZ, I AM COMING FOR YOU BABY!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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