PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 5131 p4p, 4478 weight class) and Kazuma Kakuei (ranked 597 p4p, 553 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Trump
vs
Kakuei

191 cm
19
217
5 - 3 - 0

190 cm
26
200
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Carnage

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kazuma Kakuei!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Ron Honeybunn and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump throws a series of strikes that have Kakuei backpedaling.
A telegraphed right hand from Trump misses the target.
Kakuei throws a head kick that misses.
Trump is looking for a counter combo.
Kakuei takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jab by Trump.
Trump rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kakuei moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Trump lands with a nice body punch.
A nice leg kick from Kakuei, right into the meat of the thigh.
Trump misses with a double jab.
Kakuei lands a head kick. Trump smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trump tries to bum rush Kakuei with a series of wild strikes but Kakuei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Trump swinging wildly here.
A jab lands there for Trump.
The fighters circle momentarily. Trump darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kakuei slips under a jab.
Kakuei tries a head kick but it misses.
Donald Trump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kakuei looks winded!
Kakuei scores with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kakuei swinging wildly here.
Trump's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Trump duly obliges.
Kakuei will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kakuei avoids a punch combination nicely.
A little jabbing left from Kakuei on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kakuei has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kakuei there as he acknowledges the shot.
Trump lands an overhand right.
Kakuei walks into a jab.
Trump misses with a series of wild punches.
Kakuei unleashes a big counter combination but Trump bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Trump throws a series of punches but Kakuei avoids them all with ease.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kakuei ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Trump rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kakuei moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Trump. That snapped Kakuei's head back.
Kakuei dodges the punch combination from Trump.
Kakuei throws a counter combo.
Trump misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Trump's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kakuei under the eye.
Trump stalks Kakuei and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kakuei's face. Kakuei staggers backwards, shaken.
Kakuei throws a body shot but no joy.
Kakuei showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Trump.
Trump takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Trump is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kakuei.
Kakuei lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Trump circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice uppercut there from Trump.
Trump showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kakuei.
Trump is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Trump lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Trump.
Kakuei looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Trump lands with a hook. Kakuei tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The fighters circling - Trump throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Trump lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Trump listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kakuei throws a solid leg kick but Trump takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kakuei.
Kakuei tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A jab from Trump misses.
Kakuei is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Trump blocks a head kick by Kakuei.
Trump misses with a two punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kakuei.
Trump moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Trump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Trump swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kakuei makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kakuei lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Trump is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nice shot lands for Trump.
Kakuei scores with a hook.
Kakuei falls off balance throwing a combination
and Trump counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Trump throws a series of punches but Kakuei moves out of range.
Kakuei has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Trump fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Trump is working the combinations to good effect here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jab, jab by Trump - just one landing.
Trump misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kakuei throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kakuei misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump dominated that round.
That's time! Trump's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kakuei looks to land a combination but Trump avoids it well.
Trump throws a combination. Kakuei tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Trump throws a right and a left that Kakuei avoids nicely.
Kakuei lands a head kick!
Trump slips under a jab.
Trump lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Donald Trump is winning the standup battle so far.
Kakuei swings for the body but Trump moves out of range.
Trump lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

Kakuei is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trump misses with a few strikes there.
Kakuei is still on wobbly legs! Can Trump finish him?
Trump throws a series of punches but Kakuei moves out of range.
Kakuei seems to have recovered his senses.
Trump connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Trump is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kakuei can do to turn this around?
Kakuei looks to land a combination but Trump avoids it well.
As Kakuei looks to move away, Trump throws a big counter combo but Kakuei just gets out of the way.
Kakuei ducks right into an uppercut from Trump.
Kakuei tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kakuei is breathing heavily.
A left and a right from Trump both land. Nice combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kakuei in his tracks.
Trump blocks a head kick by Kakuei.
Trump scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kakuei has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A nice combination there by Trump.
Kakuei takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Trump cracks Kakuei with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trump misses with a few strikes there.
Kakuei takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nice defenses there by Kakuei.
Trump misses with the combination.
Trump throws a nice looking combination but Kakuei bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Trump swats away the attempt to clinch by Kakuei.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Trump fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kakuei manages to avoid it.
Kakuei throws a series of punches but Trump avoids them all with ease.
Kakuei has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Trump finds it's way round the side to connect with Kakuei's head.
Kakuei looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Trump jabs Kakuei to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A right-left combo lands from Trump.
Kakuei walks into a jab.
Trump looks to land a combination but Kakuei avoids it well.
Trump on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kakuei. Kakuei obviously looking to wear him down.
Trump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kakuei uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trump.
Kakuei throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Trump.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Kakuei might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Trump has got the better of the exchanges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump takes a swing at Kakuei's ribcage but misses.
Kakuei pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Trump defending well as Kakuei loads up on a big left hand.
Trump getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Trump wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kakuei has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Trump finds it's way round the side to connect with Kakuei's head.
Good shot there by Trump.
Trump swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kakuei.
Trump stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kakuei walks into a stiff left hand from Trump.
Trump throws a series of punches but Kakuei moves out of range.
Kakuei throws a series of punches but Trump avoids them all with ease.
A punch combination from Trump misses.
Kakuei unleashes a big counter combination but Trump bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kakuei misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump blocks the body kick.
Kakuei has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Kakuei avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kakuei misses with a looping left.
Trump throws a big counter combination but Kakuei scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Donald Trump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Trump connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kakuei. Kakuei circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kakuei throws a series of punches but Trump avoids them all with ease.
Kakuei ducks right into an uppercut from Trump.
Trump rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kakuei moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Trump backing away here, and Kakuei unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Kakuei takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab from Trump finds it's way through Kakuei's defenses.
Some wild striking there from Kakuei.
Trump fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Trump throws a series of strikes that have Kakuei backpedaling.
Kakuei scores with a nice body kick.
Trump misses with a two punch combination.
Trump comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kakuei lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kakuei connects with an inside leg kick.
Trump throws a right and a left that Kakuei avoids nicely.
Kakuei takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Trump lands with a good body shot.
Trump moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kakuei rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Trump moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Trump dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Trump throws a combination. Kakuei tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kakuei looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Trump checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kakuei throws a sloppy head kick
and Kakuei takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Trump goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kakuei on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Trump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kakuei misses with a head kick.
Trump connects with a single shot there.
Trump wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Trump lands a jab to the nose.
A big right from Trump misses.
Kakuei moves out of range as Trump strikes.
Kakuei lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kakuei misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Trump scores with a jab to the body.
Kakuei's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Trump connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kakuei scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kakuei ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kakuei takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Trump lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Trump swinging wildly here.
Kakuei throws a head kick that misses.
Kakuei throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Trump displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Trump swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Trump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A head kick from Kakuei lands but Trump takes it in his stride.
Trump uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kakuei.
Trump connects with a body shot.
Kakuei lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Trump circles away quickly and effectively.
Kazuma Kakuei has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Donald Trump is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Trump lands with a cross.
Kakuei misses with a head kick.
Trump swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for Trump.
Trump uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kakuei.
Trump displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Trump catches Kakuei with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Trump tries to bum rush Kakuei with a series of wild strikes but Kakuei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kakuei feints and then cracks Trump's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Trump down.
Trump lands with a nice combination. Kakuei backs away looking to recover.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trump throws a right hand that Kakuei ducks under and follows up with a left that Kakuei also avoids with ease.
Kakuei uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Trump.
Kakuei lands an overhand right.
Trump has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kakuei.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kakuei misses with a two punch combination.
Kakuei takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Trump scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Trump connects with a single shot there.
Kakuei fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Trump.
Trump throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kakuei stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Trump blocks a head kick by Kakuei.
Trump thuds a left hand into Kakuei's body.
Trump misses with a double jab.
Trump closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kakuei on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Trump throws out a powerful jab.
A big right from Kakuei misses.
Kakuei avoids a punch combination nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donald Trump showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Trump has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 30:27
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donald Trump!
The defeated Kazuma Kakuei had this to say: ' この戦いと私の対戦相手をファックします。今夜、角栄家は彼の家を訪れ、彼の血統を終わらせるでしょう。プライドは決して死なない！'.