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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Scotty Neer (ranked 3497 p4p, 3804 weight class) and Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 503 p4p, 538 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Neer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Back In Black. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Scotty Neer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch Tits lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bitch Tits scores with a leg kick.
Neer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Neer there as he acknowledges the shot.
It looks like Scotty Neer has been cut.
Neer throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Bitch Tits tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Neer is in Bitch Tits's guard.
Neer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Neer with a nice head shot there.
Neer working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bitch Tits's head.
Neer working some strikes from top position.
Bitch Tits is trying to keep Neer in close.
Neer throws a big elbow that misses.
Neer throwing strikes from guard but Bitch Tits blocks nicely.
Neer stops Bitch Tits from standing up.
Neer sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bitch Tits's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Neer trying to control the action but Bitch Tits is working from the bottom.
Bitch Tits is doing well to control the position and prevent Neer from advancing to side control.
Neer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Neer thows a huge punch but Bitch Tits dodges it nicely.
Bitch Tits keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Neer is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Neer scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Neer throwing shots but Bitch Tits is blocking nicely.
Bitch Tits really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Neer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Neer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Neer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bitch Tits has managed to free his arm - good work.
Neer seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bitch Tits does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Neer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Neer throwing shots but Bitch Tits is blocking nicely.
Neer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Neer trying to control the action but Bitch Tits is working from the bottom.
Neer lands strikes from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Neer seems to be working for a kimura but Bitch Tits defends the submission attempt.
Neer working the head and body with strikes.
Neer trying to control from Bitch Tits's half guard. Bitch Tits has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Bitch Tits preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bitch Tits working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Neer.
Bitch Tits wants to stand and escape but Neer is having none of it.
Bitch Tits is trying to keep Neer in close.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Neer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bitch Tits trying to keep a closed guard but Neer is proving a slippery customer.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Neer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Neer throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bitch Tits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Neer.
Neer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bitch Tits thows a leg kick but Neer checks it
and Neer counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Bitch Tits!
Neer throws a strike aimed at the side of Bitch Tits's head but Bitch Tits avoids it well.
Neer scoring with punches from side control.
Bitch Tits is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Neer tries to score with some ground and pound. Bitch Tits controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Scotty Neer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Scotty Neer's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bitch Tits looks to land a body kick but Neer moved away.
Bitch Tits scores with a jab. Neer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
An inside leg kick lands from Bitch Tits.
Neer checks a leg kick.
Neer has Bitch Tits up against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch.
A low kick from Bitch Tits misses
and Neer counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Neer trying to control the position from guard on top but Bitch Tits is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Neer distracts Bitch Tits with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Neer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bitch Tits utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Neer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bitch Tits keeping moving, preventing Neer from controlling successfully.
Neer content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Neer makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Neer has gone for a leg lock! Bitch Tits slips out almost immediately though and dives into Neer's guard.
Neer has an active guard here but Bitch Tits has managed to pass into half guard.
Neer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Scotty Neer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Neer is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bitch Tits defends well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neer throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Bitch Tits escapes and throws Neer's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Neer looking for a sweep but Bitch Tits has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Neer is trying to reverse the position but instead Bitch Tits has taken his back - oops!
Bitch Tits wants to control but Neer is keeping busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Neer doesn't escape.
Neer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bitch Tits can do to turn this around?
Neer can't escape the position.
Neer is working hard here to advance position.
Bitch Tits is trying to stick to Neer's back but Neer is turning into Bitch Tits. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Bitch Tits's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Neer.
Neer throwing strikes but missing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Neer is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neer postures up in Bitch Tits's guard and throws a big left but Bitch Tits blocks it.
Neer throwing strikes but missing.
Neer wants to control from the top but Bitch Tits keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Neer not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Neer throwing strikes but missing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Cheif Bitch Tits will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Scotty Neer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Neer fails with a takedown attempt.
Neer shoots in for a double leg but Bitch Tits sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bitch Tits chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Neer shoots in and drives through. Bitch Tits sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Scotty Neer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A low kick lands for Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits sends Neer crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bitch Tits is motioning to the referee to let Neer up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Neer is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Neer leaves his chin hanging out and Bitch Tits seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Neer crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cheif Bitch Tits!
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