PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hans Hermann Hoppe (ranked 954 p4p, 1568 weight class) and Crazy Horse (ranked 131 p4p, 196 weight class). Hoppe comes to the cage accompanied by Wind of Change. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Hoppe
vs
Horse

173 cm
40
159
39 - 24 - 2

175 cm
28
165
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 24 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Hermann Hoppe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Crazy Horse!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, William Gold and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hoppe bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoppe landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Horse is trying to improve his position.
Hoppe lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Horse is trying to improve his position.
Horse struggling a bit here.
Hoppe sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Horse is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Horse is looking to regain half guard here but Hoppe keeps moving and retains side control.
Hoppe is trying to move to mount but Horse reverses beautifully and ends up in Hoppe's guard.

Hoppe is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Horse rolls with it to try and escape but Hoppe cranks on the arm and Horse is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hans Hermann Hoppe!
Hans Hermann Hoppe managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Altitude Clothing, into his post fight interview.