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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lou Slugger (ranked 1382 p4p, 1256 weight class) and Bobby Chunks (ranked 61 p4p, 56 weight class). Slugger's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, For Heavy Metal we will die!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lou Slugger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Chunks!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Bruno Lombardi and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chunks on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slugger seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Chunks is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Slugger tests Chunks's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slugger moves out of range as Chunks strikes.
Chunks throws a jab but it's blocked by Slugger.
Slugger connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've been informed that Chunks has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Slugger swings for the body but Chunks moves out of range.
Slugger walks into a jab.
Slugger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slugger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chunks throws out a counter right but Slugger avoids it with no problem.
Chunks scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slugger looks like he's trying to stand up.
Chunks thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Slugger's head.
Slugger wants to get back to his feet.
Chunks is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chunks landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chunks prevents Slugger from standing back up.
Chunks has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Chunks looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Slugger taking some punishment here, with Chunks in his half guard.
Chunks winds up and cracks Slugger with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Slugger is trying to stand back up but Chunks is controlling him
Chunks landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Slugger looks like he's trying to stand up.
Chunks thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Chunks wants to control but Slugger is keeping him busy.
Slugger is trying to stand.
Chunks is looking to take a break and control but Slugger is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Chunks lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Slugger tries to kick Chunks off but Chunks keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chunks missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Chunks thows a huge punch but Slugger dodges it nicely.
Slugger makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Chunks tries to clinch up but Slugger circles away and keeps his distance.
Chunks shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Slugger pinned against the cage. Slugger gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Chunks tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slugger was well out of range. Poor timing from Chunks.
Slugger throwing a counter right hand but Chunks manages to avoid it.
Chunks slips under a jab from Slugger.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good standup being displayed there by Chunks as he connects with a hook.
Chunks fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slugger manages to avoid it.
Chunks takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slugger throws a big shot that misses.
Chunks scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slugger takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Chunks moves in looking to clinch but Slugger pushes him off.
Chunks throws a lazy uppercut
and Slugger counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slugger swings for the body but Chunks moves out of range.
Chunks misses with a hook.
Slugger lands a nice shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Slugger throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slugger lands a jab to the nose.
Chunks lands a glancing blow to the side of Slugger's head.
Chunks with a hook.
Slugger connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Slugger misses with a wild body shot.
Chunks lands with a good body shot.
Chunks looks to score with a jab to the body but Slugger is just out of range.
Slugger is looking to counter punch.
Chunks bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Slugger's head.
Slugger throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Chunks's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chunks throws a body punch but Slugger moves out of range.
Slugger misses with a double jab.
Slugger misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chunks with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Chunks throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Slugger throws the left hand but Chunks avoids the punch easily.
Slugger ducks under a wild hook from Chunks.
Chunks throws a body shot but no joy.
Slugger moves forwards but Chunks connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chunks misses the shot to the body.
Slugger throwing a counter right hand but Chunks manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Slugger throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Slugger scores with a crisp jab that stopped Chunks in his tracks.
Chunks scores with a body shot.
Chunks throws an overhand right that lands on Slugger's shoulder, as Slugger tries to avoid the shot.
Slugger avoids the body shot from Chunks.
Chunks scores with a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slugger walks into a straight right hand from Chunks.
Chunks steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slugger.
Chunks catches Slugger with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby Chunks dominated that round.
That's time! Slugger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Chunks looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Slugger!
Chunks lands a few punches from side control.
Chunks sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Slugger is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Slugger taking punishment in the form of punches.
Slugger is trying to get back to his feet.
The ground and pound from Chunks seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Slugger wants to get back to his feet but Chunks drags him back down.
Chunks scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Slugger to see if he's OK.
Slugger wants to get back to his feet but Chunks drags him back down.
Chunks cracks Slugger with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Slugger wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Slugger trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slugger is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Slugger is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Slugger takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Chunks trying to control the position but Slugger is working away.
Slugger bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Chunks misses with an uppercut.
Chunks lands with a shot to the body.
Slugger misses with a body shot
and Chunks counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slugger throws a body punch but Chunks moves out of range.
Slugger misses with a wild body shot.
Chunks scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chunks seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Slugger does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slugger makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Chunks throws out a leg kick but Slugger moves out of range and Chunks only half commits.
A telegraphed right hand from Chunks misses the target.
Chunks throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Chunks falls off balance throwing a combination
and Slugger counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Chunks thinking.
Slugger thumps Chunks with a low kick.
Chunks throws a body punch but Slugger moves out of range.
Chunks throws a body punch but Slugger moves out of range.
Slugger swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Chunks throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slugger makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chunks looks to throw the jab but Slugger is out of range.
Slugger walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A swing and a miss from Slugger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slugger scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bobby Chunks seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slugger defending well as Chunks loads up on a big left hand.
Chunks avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Chunks with the counter takedown but Slugger avoids it easily.
Chunks keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slugger.
Jab, jab by Slugger - just one landing.
Slugger throws a series of punches but Chunks moves out of range.
Slugger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slugger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slugger looks to score with a jab to the body but Chunks is just out of range.
No joy there for Slugger, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chunks throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slugger sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slugger throws a head kick but Chunks moves out of range.
Chunks tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chunks ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slugger moves away.
Lou Slugger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chunks uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slugger.
Slugger lands with an overhand left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chunks uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slugger connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chunks closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Slugger did well to prevent Chunks getting side control.
Chunks is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Chunks is trying to control. Slugger wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Slugger is looking to escape.
Chunks landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Chunks prevents Slugger from standing back up.
Nice strikes from Chunks there.
Slugger looks like he's trying to stand up.
Chunks is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Chunks seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Slugger looks like he's trying to stand up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Bobby Chunks will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Chunks fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Slugger to the ground. Chunks is now in Slugger's guard.
Lou Slugger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chunks won't allow Slugger to get back to his feet.
Chunks trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Slugger has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Chunks is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Slugger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slugger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slugger connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Chunks digs a good hook to Slugger's body.
Chunks on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A punch lands to the side of Slugger 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slugger misses with a lunging right hand
and Chunks counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Chunks takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Slugger throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chunks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chunks needs to keep his hands up - Slugger had a free shot at his head there.
Slugger needs to keep his hands up - Chunks had a free shot at his head there.
Chunks fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chunks lands with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The fighters circling - Chunks throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chunks fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Slugger looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chunks listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Chunks throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slugger is looking to counter punch.
Chunks avoids the body shot from Slugger.
A punch lands to the side of Chunks 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Chunks takes a swing at Slugger's ribcage but misses.
Chunks throws a lazy right hand but Slugger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slugger throws a left and a right that both miss
and Chunks counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from Chunks misses its intended target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slugger ducks right into an uppercut from Chunks.
Slugger scores with a head kick. Chunks tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slugger avoids the body shot from Chunks.
Chunks just misses with a punch to the body.
Chunks throws a hook to the side of Slugger's head but Slugger sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chunks with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slugger to score with a decent uppercut.
Slugger throws a body shot but no joy.
Chunks misses with a looping left.
Slugger on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Chunks thuds his right hand into Slugger's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Slugger takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Chunks just misses with a punch to the body.
Slugger throws a jab when Chunks was well out of range.
Slugger looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slugger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chunks lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Chunks walks into a straight right hand from Slugger.
Slugger takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slugger on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chunks misses the shot to the body.
Chunks pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slugger staying out of range there.
Chunks misses with an uppercut.
Chunks with a jab.
Slugger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chunks cracks a nice hook into Slugger's ribs.
Chunks moves out of range as Slugger strikes.
Slugger throws a jab but it's blocked by Chunks.
Chunks looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slugger uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chunks.
Chunks throws a lazy right hand but Slugger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slugger avoids the body shot from Chunks.
Slugger misses with a hook. Chunks ducked under it nicely.
Chunks throws a counter combo.
Slugger throws a hook to the side of Chunks's head but Chunks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chunks misses with an uppercut.
Chunks works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A cross from Slugger lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slugger missing with a left hand there. Chunks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chunks is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slugger with a body shot.
Chunks throws a shot to the body.
Chunks connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Slugger on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Slugger tries to move into range but Chunks moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Slugger is rocked!
Slugger misses with an uppercut
and Chunks counters with a big right hand! Oh Slugger is in trouble here! Chunks follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bobby Chunks!
A very excited looking Bobby Chunks rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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