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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 2736 p4p, 24746 weight class) and Kulli Suuhun (ranked 322 p4p, 651 weight class). Hitler comes to the cage accompanied by Russian Dancing Men. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kulli Suuhun!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suuhun shoots in for a takedown but Hitler shows good takedown defense.
Suuhun closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Hitler did well to prevent Suuhun getting side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Suuhun is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hitler is trying to stand.
Hitler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Suuhun works his way into full mount!
Suuhun has hold of Hitler's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Hitler manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Suuhun controlling from the full mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler prevents Suuhun from taking his back.
Hitler squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Hitler tries to buck Suuhun off but Suuhun takes his back!
Suuhun working for a choke but Hitler is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler covering up well under a series of strikes from Suuhun.
Suuhun working for a choke but Hitler is defending well.
Hitler is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Suuhun gets his way!
Suuhun has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Hitler is in real trouble here. Suuhun gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Hitler is tapping out! Suuhun wins by rear naked choke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kulli Suuhun!
Adolf Hitler was interviewed post fight and said 'I beat him, everyone out there know I beat him. Listen I controlled the fight, he was missin'. Look I want to thank the whole hood for coming out tonight.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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