PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jackon Wilson (ranked 6452 p4p, 2242 weight class) and Joey Bob Potatohauler (ranked 706 p4p, 327 weight class). Joey Bob Potatohauler is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Wilson
vs
Potatohauler

176 cm
25
189
0 - 1 - 0

178 cm
33
203
11 - 5 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Conquer
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jackon Wilson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Bob Potatohauler!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Potatohauler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Wilson sprawls well initially but Potatohauler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Potatohauler moves nicely into side control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Potatohauler scoring with punches from side control.
A lull in the action here as Potatohauler stalls from top position.
Let's hope that Potatohauler has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Wilson is looking for a sweep.
Potatohauler wants to control but Wilson is keeping him busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Potatohauler takes a little break here. Wilson wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Wilson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Potatohauler on the ground.
Wilson takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatohauler cracks Wilson with a big elbow.
Potatohauler scoring with punches and elbows.
Wilson tries to improve position but can't.
Potatohauler trying to control the action but Wilson is working from the bottom.
Potatohauler scores with a couple of short elbows.
Potatohauler lands a few punches from side control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Potatohauler stands up.
Potatohauler slips a jab from Wilson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Potatohauler looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Wilson!
Wilson is looking to get back to his feet here but Potatohauler is keeping cool and he's managed to take Wilson's back.
Potatohauler lands with a hammerfist to the side of Wilson's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Potatohauler has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Wilson.
Potatohauler has good solid back control here.
Well, with Potatohauler on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Wilson is tapping out... Can he escape the position?

Potatohauler has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Wilson has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!

Potatohauler patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson trying to get back to his feet but Potatohauler is in full control for now.
Potatohauler loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Wilson hold on?
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Potatohauler is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Wilson up.
Good control from Potatohauler.
Potatohauler lands strikes to the head.
Potatohauler lands strikes from the back and Wilson isn't doing enough to escape the position. The referee steps in to end the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joey Bob Potatohauler!
Joey Bob Potatohauler is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Joey Bob Potatohauler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.