PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 431 p4p, 1150 weight class) and Daniel Brand (ranked 63 p4p, 136 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Mad Onion
vs
Brand

192 cm
30
275
22 - 15 - 0

198 cm
31
270
15 - 11 - 2

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Core Combat
Voodoo Nutrition

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Daniel Brand!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Mad Onion.
It seemed like Brand was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice jab there from Mad Onion.

Mad Onion darts in and clinches Brand up against the cage.
Brand dodges an elbow strike from Mad Onion.
I was talking to Mad Onion's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Knees to the body from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mad Onion working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mad Onion working Brand over with knees to the body.
Brand looks winded!
Mad Onion with a knee to the head.

It looks like Daniel Brand has been cut.
Mad Onion leaning his opponent against the cage.
Mad Onion lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion lands a nice knee to the body.
A short right from Mad Onion on the inside.
Mad Onion holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Mad Onion lands an elbow that stopped Brand in his tracks for a moment.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mad Onion creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mad Onion landing knees to the head.

Mad Onion escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mad Onion throws out a powerful jab.
Brand gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Mad Onion gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Brand is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luke Mad Onion!