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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 1710 p4p, 3902 weight class) and Damien Hawthorne (ranked 251 p4p, 502 weight class). Hawthorne comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Schism by Tool kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be a great matchup!
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183 cm 34 223 29 - 27 - 0 |
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190 cm 31 218 16 - 11 - 0 |
World class boxer Cardio machine
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World class MT Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 29 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Damien Hawthorne! The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Matheus Silva and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Biscuit ducks under a wild hook from Hawthorne. Biscuit tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Hawthorne manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Hawthorne - that will leave a mark!
Hawthorne scores with a head kick.
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut. Biscuit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hawthorne.
Biscuit avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Biscuit is looking to counter the offense by Hawthorne and move into the clinch. Biscuit blocks a low kick nicely. Biscuit was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Nice cross by Hawthorne. Hawthorne avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Biscuit throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hawthorne. Biscuit looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A swing and a miss from Hawthorne. Hawthorne keeps Biscuit at a distance using the push kick. Hawthorne lands a slapping body shot.
Hawthorne scores with a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Hawthorne walks into a straight right hand from Biscuit. Hawthorne misses with an uppercut. Hawthorne has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hawthorne fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Biscuit misses with an uppercut. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hawthorne! But no joy. Biscuit takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Nice shot lands for Hawthorne. Hawthorne on the wrong end of a nice hook. Hawthorne with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Biscuit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hawthorne throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Biscuit slips under a jab. Hawthorne ducks under a wild hook from Biscuit. Hawthorne throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily. Hawthorne scores with a nice head shot. Hawthorne avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hawthorne scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Biscuit doesn't seem bothered though. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Biscuit takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Biscuit gets a clinch. Biscuit struggles to land a body shot inside as Hawthorne controls his hands.
Hawthorne lands a nice shot to the body. Hawthorne managing to block the knees to the body from Biscuit.
Biscuit trying to land knees to the body.
Hawthorne lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Biscuit backwards. Hawthorne softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes. Hawthorne breaks the clinch.
Biscuit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hawthorne. Biscuit throws a body shot but no joy. Hawthorne looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Biscuit connects with a nice looking jab.
Biscuit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Biscuit is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hawthorne. Hawthorne thows a left - swing and a miss! The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. A telegraphed right hand from Biscuit misses the target. Biscuit misses with a hook
letting Hawthorne counter with a right hand. Biscuit scores with a nice right hand.
Biscuit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Damien Hawthorne dominated that round. The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut. That's time! Back to the action! Biscuit takes a swing at Hawthorne's ribcage but misses. Biscuit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hawthorne. Hawthorne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biscuit.
Biscuit throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hawthorne stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Hawthorne digs a good body shot into Biscuit's ribs. Hawthorne will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hawthorne lands with a cross. Hawthorne misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Damien Hawthorne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The fight stays on the outside here - Biscuit looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Damien Hawthorne seems to be getting the better of the standup. Hawthorne lands a jab. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Good exchange - Hawthorne coming out on top. Biscuit wants to clinch but Hawthorne slips to the side and Hawthorne counters with a nice kick to the body. Donk. Hawthorne catches Biscuit right on the button with a cross.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hawthorne misses the jab. Hawthorne tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biscuit was well out of range. Poor timing from Hawthorne. Biscuit takes a body punch but keeps moving. Hawthorne throws a body punch but Biscuit moves out of range. Hawthorne cracks a nice hook into Biscuit's ribs. Hawthorne jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Biscuit takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Hawthorne misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Biscuit is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hawthorne. Hawthorne throws the left hand but Biscuit avoids the punch easily. Biscuit lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Biscuit avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hawthorne scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Hawthorne takes a swing at Biscuit's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hawthorne with a hook. Hawthorne has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Biscuit looks to throw the jab but Hawthorne is out of range. Hawthorne misses the jab. Biscuit moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Hawthorne throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily. Biscuit swinging wildly here.
Hawthorne looks like he wants to counter punch here. Hawthorne dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Hawthorne lets loose with a powerful body kick. Biscuit will feel that in the morning. Hawthorne lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A lazy left from Hawthorne finds it's target. Nice straight punches there by Hawthorne. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hawthorne. Hawthorne throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Biscuit loads up on a big right hand but Hawthorne slips the punch. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Damien Hawthorne showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round! Biscuit tries to clinch there but Hawthorne circles away.
Hawthorne lands a nice looking body shot.
Hawthorne thuds his right hand into Biscuit's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Hawthorne slips a straight right by Biscuit. Hawthorne lands with a nice body punch. Hawthorne is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biscuit. A shot to the body from Biscuit misses enabling Hawthorne to counter with a crisp jab. Hawthorne with a hook. Hawthorne connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Biscuit's hands. Hawthorne connects with a leg kick. Hawthorne swings for the body but Biscuit moves out of range.
Hawthorne swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Biscuit seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance. Biscuit throws the left hand but Hawthorne avoids the punch easily. Hawthorne lands with a right hand. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Biscuit misses with a hook. Hawthorne ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biscuit moves away. Biscuit looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
That's one minute gone in the round. Biscuit misses with an uppercut. Hawthorne slips under a jab from Biscuit. Biscuit misses with a straight left. Hawthorne on the wrong end of a nice hook. A looping hook to the body misses from Hawthorne. Biscuit does a little dance to reset his feet. Biscuit takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Biscuit throws an off balance right hand
and Hawthorne counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Biscuit clinches up with Hawthorne and pushes him back against the ropes. Hawthorne lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Biscuit backwards. Hawthorne misses with the head strike.
Hawthorne working hard to break the clinch. Biscuit tries to land knees in the clinch but Hawthorne avoids the damage to the body. Hawthorne lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes. Hawthorne doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Biscuit tries to throw a body punch but Hawthorne avoids it by throwing Biscuit back against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hawthorne's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Biscuit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Schmorgen Biscuit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Hawthorne lands a head kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Hawthorne lets loose with a powerful body kick. Biscuit will feel that in the morning. Hawthorne lands a jab to the nose. Hawthorne lands a nice shot to the body.
Hawthorne scores with a push kick. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Biscuit takes one on the button. Hawthorne lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hawthorne uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Hawthorne moves out of range of the strikes. Hawthorne drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Hawthorne lands a jab to the head.
Biscuit is rocked!
Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is getting worse. Hawthorne connects with a quick right hand that sends Biscuit tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the ropes, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Damien Hawthorne! Jumping up and down and very excited, Damien Hawthorne waved his t-shirt featuring Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013's logo in front of the cameras.
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