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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Titus Lesnar (ranked 1011 p4p, 499 weight class) and Needle Dick (ranked 110 p4p, 59 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lesnar might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Next Big Thing. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Titus Lesnar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Needle Dick!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
It looks like Titus Lesnar has been cut.
Dick fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lesnar ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Lesnar attempts a counter takedown but Dick avoids it well and moves away.
Dick throws an overhand right that lands on Lesnar's shoulder, as Lesnar tries to avoid the shot.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lesnar drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dick sprawls and moves away.
Lesnar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Lesnar attempts a counter takedown but Dick avoids it well and moves away.
Lesnar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A punch combination from Dick misses.
Dick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lesnar.
Dick misses with a hook.
Dick throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lesnar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lesnar is looking to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Dick on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dick throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lesnar tries to counter with a takedown but Dick is quick to defend against it.
Dick cracks Lesnar with an open hand slap.
Dick misses the jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No luck for Lesnar with that takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Dick connects with a body shot.
Lesnar shoots in looking for a takedown but Dick manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lesnar's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Lesnar defending well as Dick loads up on a big left hand.
Lesnar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dick throws out the jab.
Lesnar misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dick lands a nice looking body shot.
Dick bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lesnar's head.
Dick jabs Lesnar right on the nose. Lesnar blinks but takes it well.
Lesnar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lesnar appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Dick scores with a hook.
Dick lands with a straight right. Lesnar didn't see that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick misses with a lunging right hand
and Lesnar counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick is looking to improve his position.
Nice strikes from Lesnar there.
Dick is looking to improve his position.
Dick trying to hold on to Lesnar's head to control him but Lesnar postures up.
Dick tries to get to full guard but Lesnar has control of the leg.
Lesnar is nestled in close to Dick, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Dick trying to control here.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dick can do anything to dispel that myth.
Lesnar working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lesnar takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Dick is looking to control Lesnar's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dick avoid being mounted?
Lesnar working Dick over with strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Dick trying to control here.
Dick taking some punishment here, with Lesnar in his half guard.
Lesnar scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ground and pound from Lesnar.
Dick wants to control but Lesnar is keeping busy.
Lesnar prevents Dick from improving his position.
Dick wants to control but Lesnar is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Dick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Lesnar is nestled in close to Dick, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lesnar has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lesnar with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Dick really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lesnar. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lesnar working Dick over with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick is trying to control but can't.
Dick makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dick.
Lesnar landing some decent shots from guard.
Dick wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Dick is trying to control the position but Lesnar postures up.
Lesnar distracts Dick with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Lesnar scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lesnar's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lesnar postures up.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving.
Dick is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dick is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Lesnar being controlled here momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Needle Dick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Titus Lesnar's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Dick tries to keep at a distance but Lesnar has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lesnar manages to break the clinch.
Needle Dick seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lesnar attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Lesnar looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Lesnar lands with a punch from half guard.
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Lesnar working Dick over with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Lesnar connects with a nice short shot to Dick's temple.
Lesnar is thwarting Dick's attempts to control the position.
Titus Lesnar overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dick is pressing down on Lesnar's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Lesnar lands a couple of elbows.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar connects with a couple of short punches.
Dick looking to control.
Dick pulls Lesnar in close to prevent any damage.
Lesnar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dick is keeping the position for now.
Dick managing to control the position.
Lesnar has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Lesnar distracts Dick with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Lesnar cracks Dick with a solid left hand.
Dick is trying to keep Lesnar in close.
Dick is controlling Lesnar's posture.
Dick is continuing to stall.
Dick is trying to control the position but Lesnar postures up.
Lesnar postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Lesnar slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Lesnar lands a decent elbow from side control.
Dick is looking for a sweep.
Lesnar is looking to take a break and control but Dick is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lesnar lands some shots froms side control.
Lesnar trying to control the action but Dick is working from the bottom.
Dick taking punishment in the form of punches.
Dick can't do much from the bottom here.
Lesnar is chipping away with strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lesnar working away.
Dick is trying to get back to half guard.
Dick struggling a bit here.
Lesnar scoring with punches from side control.
Lesnar is putting a hurting on Dick here, landing some big shots from side control.
Lesnar has knee on belly and moves into mount.
A nice elbow there by Lesnar.
Dick really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Lesnar has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Dick's face.
Lesnar in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Lesnar pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lesnar content just to control the position here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Lesnar cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Dick is rocked!
Dick wants to hold on but Lesnar pushes him away.
Dick is trying desperately to improve position.
Lesnar trying to control but Dick is having none of it.
Lesnar raining down shots from the mount!
Dick is still in real trouble! Can Lesnar finish him?
Lesnar takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Titus Lesnar dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Titus Lesnar's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Dick stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dick wants it to stay on the feet.
Dick seems to have recovered his senses.
Lesnar fails to land the takedown.
Lesnar ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Lesnar gets the takedown into side control.
Dick manages to get back to half guard.
Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Lesnar takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dick is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Lesnar scores with a couple of nice shots.
Lesnar perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Lesnar connects with a nice short shot to Dick's temple.
Dick has his hands clasped together around Lesnar's back. He's all about the action.
Lesnar is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Dick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick is squirming around, avoiding Lesnar's attempts to control the action.
Dick tries to reverse the position but Lesnar maintains control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick tries to hold on but Lesnar pushes him away.
The referee warns Dick that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Dick is desperately trying to improve his position but Lesnar has a good base and remains in mount.
Lesnar working Dick over with strikes here.
Dick reaches up and holds on to Lesnar to control the position.
Lesnar lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Dick is rocked!
Dick is looking to get to half guard.
A nice elbow there by Lesnar.
Lesnar with the ground and pound from mount.
Dick is still in real trouble! Can Lesnar finish him?
Lesnar postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Dick in real trouble here! The ref calls for Dick to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Titus Lesnar!
Titus Lesnar is the new heavyweight champion!
Titus Lesnar decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
In defeat, Needle Dick stepped up to the mic, saying 'Eat a dick, fucker!'.
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