PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phuck Yermutha (ranked 2719 p4p, 3132 weight class) and Charlie Tuck (ranked 373 p4p, 419 weight class). Charlie Tuck told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Yermutha
vs
Tuck

195 cm
26
207
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
200
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Very quick

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Phuck Yermutha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Charlie Tuck !
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Yermutha has managed to clinch.
Yermutha jumps guard but Tuck turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.

Tuck lands a takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yermutha is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Tuck sitting in guard doing not very much at all here. Yermutha doesn't need a second invitation though! He's locked up a guillotine and he's squeezing tight! That is tiiiiiiiiight! Tuck paying the price for stalling here - he's pushing hard on the arm trying to free himself but it's no use! He's tapped! WOW, quick submission from Yermutha - great work!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Phuck Yermutha!