PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Lenar (ranked 3164 p4p, 4526 weight class) and Crone Moans (ranked 409 p4p, 578 weight class). Crone Moans is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Lenar
vs
Moans

185 cm
25
202
2 - 1 - 0

193 cm
25
215
3 - 3 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bruce Lenar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Crone Moans!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Winston Alpacca and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left and a right from Moans both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Bruce Lenar has been cut.
Moans throws an overhand right that has Lenar reeling! Moans follows up with more punches and Lenar is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Crone Moans!
A very excited looking Crone Moans rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.