PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phuc Dat Bich (ranked 341 p4p, 885 weight class) and Vunipola Veainu (ranked 53 p4p, 120 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vunipola Veainu was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bich
vs
Veainu

188 cm
26
231
8 - 0 - 0

178 cm
24
255
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Phuc Dat Bich!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Vunipola Veainu!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Michael Johnstone and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Bich looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bich defending well as Veainu loads up on a big left hand.
Bich takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Veainu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Phuc Dat Bich has been cut.
Veainu lands a jab to Bich's midsection.

Veainu lands a big uppercut and Bich crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bich looks OK. Veainu waves Bich back to his feet!
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Veainu pounces like a tiger and cracks Bich with a vicious hook! Bich is down but not out! Veainu follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Vunipola Veainu!
Vunipola Veainu is the new heavyweight champion!