PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Hippobody (ranked 5200 p4p, 6481 weight class) and Steven Seagal (ranked 154 p4p, 175 weight class). Seagal is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Hippobody
vs
Seagal

193 cm
32
352
9 - 10 - 1

190 cm
32
286
10 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Augustus Hippobody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Seagal!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Wagner Zegers and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagal looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hippobody throwing a counter right hand but Seagal manages to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Seagal.
Seagal scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Seagal throws a low kick, looking for Hippobody's leg but Hippobody calmly moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Hippobody. That snapped Seagal's head back.

It looks like Steven Seagal has been cut.
Seagal swinging wildly here.
Hippobody was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagal falls off balance throwing a combination

and Hippobody counters with a crisp right hand that drops Seagal! Hippobody lets Seagal back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

That has opened up Steven Seagal's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seagal falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hippobody counters with a crisp right that sends Seagal to the canvas! Hippobody follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Augustus Hippobody!
In defeat, Steven Seagal stepped up to the mic, saying 'Losing isn't in the Steven Seagal dictionary.'.