PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Seagal (ranked 22126 p4p, 22713 weight class) and Thanos Eternal (ranked 210 p4p, 189 weight class). Seagal's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Seagal
vs
Eternal

190 cm
33
286
10 - 10 - 0

150 cm
33
300
7 - 17 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Seagal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thanos Eternal!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eternal throws a hook but Seagal avoids it easily.
Nice cross by Eternal.
Eternal darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A jab from Seagal misses.
Eternal throws out a loose jab but Seagal uses good head movement to avoid it.
Seagal slips under a jab.
Eternal misses with a straight left.
Seagal throws a lazy right hand but Eternal sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It seemed like Eternal was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Eternal misses with a looping right.
Seagal drops down looking for a counter takedown but Eternal sprawls and moves away.
Eternal's corner calls for a 1-2. Eternal obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Seagal tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Seagal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Eternal.
Seagal missing with a left hand there. Eternal was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Eternal swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Eternal misses with a straight right.
Seagal misses with a wild combination.
A swing and a miss from Eternal.
Seagal misses with the combination.
Seagal displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Eternal throws out the jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seagal misses with an uppercut. Eternal saw that one coming.
Eternal is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Seagal with a body shot.
Eternal might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A combination from Seagal does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eternal missing with a left hand there. Seagal was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Eternal slips under a jab from Seagal.
Seagal takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Seagal bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A combination from Seagal does no damage.
Seagal throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Seagal slips a jab from Eternal.
Eternal looks to land a left hand but Seagal moved out of range nicely.
Eternal cracks Seagal with an open hand slap.
A cross from Seagal lands.
Seagal takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Seagal throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A little jabbing left from Eternal on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Seagal steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Eternal.
Seagal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Seagal - that will leave a mark!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters circling - Eternal throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice cross by Eternal.
Eternal throws a body shot but no joy.
Seagal drops down looking for a counter takedown but Eternal sprawls and moves away.
Eternal misses with a looping left.
Seagal slips under a jab.
Seagal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eternal misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Seagal to counter with a crisp jab.
Seagal walks into a stiff left hand from Eternal.
Nice defenses there by Seagal.
Eternal throws a hook but Seagal avoids it easily.
Thanos Eternal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seagal blocks a jab.

Eternal pushes Seagal up against the cage in a clinch.

Seagal pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Seagal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Eternal moves out of range of the strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Eternal showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Seagal.
Eternal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Seagal sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Seagal avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Eternal misses with a looping left.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Eternal fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Eternal trying to stall but Seagal improves his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagal is trying to break free.
Eternal keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Seagal's efforts to push away.
Eternal throws a punch but it's blocked by Seagal.
Seagal wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Seagal blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Eternal displaying some good clinch control by pressing Seagal up against the cage.

Seagal breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Eternal misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seagal.
Seagal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Seagal defending well as Eternal loads up on a big left hand.
Seagal swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Seagal moves away from the strike by Eternal.
Seagal rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Eternal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seagal misses with a body kick.
Seagal closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Seagal lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Sloppy strikes from Seagal. Those never looked like landing.
Eternal cracks Seagal with a good jab.
Eternal with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Seagal ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Eternal scores with a jab to the jaw.
Seagal throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Eternal throws a jab when Seagal was well out of range.
Seagal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Eternal.
Seagal fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Eternal on the side of the head.
Seagal ducks under a wild hook from Eternal.
The fight stays on the outside here - Eternal looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Eternal throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Eternal ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Eternal throws a body shot but no joy.
Seagal misses with a series of wild punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Thanos Eternal dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Eternal loads up on a big right hand but Seagal slips the punch.
Eternal listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Seagal misses with a two punch combination.
Eternal slips a jab and a cross from Seagal.
Steven Seagal is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Eternal throws an overhand right that lands on Seagal's shoulder, as Seagal tries to avoid the shot.
Eternal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Seagal.
Seagal looks to land a body kick but Eternal moved away.
Seagal slips a straight right by Eternal.
Eternal is looking to clinch but Seagal is avoiding it.
A swing and a miss from Eternal.
Eternal feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Seagals jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A looping hook to the body misses from Eternal. Seagal does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seagal throws a jab when Eternal was well out of range.
Seagal slips under a jab from Eternal.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eternal lands a really nice looking cross but Seagal seems unphased.
Eternal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Seagal seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Eternal tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Seagal paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Seagal misses with the combination.
Eternal looks to score with a jab to the body but Seagal is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eternal throws a jab when Seagal was well out of range.
Seagal rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Eternal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Eternal getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Seagal slips under a jab.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Seagal steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Eternal.
Eternal has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Seagal misses with an uppercut. Eternal saw that one coming.
Eternal thows a left - swing and a miss!
Seagal appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Seagal lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Eternal circles away quickly and effectively.
Seagal looks to land a body kick but Eternal moved away.
Seagal throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Seagal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Eternal sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Eternal swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Seagal throws a jab but it's blocked by Eternal.
No joy there for Seagal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Seagal moves away from the strike by Eternal.
Eternal is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Seagal.
Eternal catches Seagal with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Seagal staying out of range there.
Seagal swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Eternal tries to clinch but Seagal is having none of it.
Eternal tries to clinch up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eternal doesn't manage to clinch there - Seagal circles away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Eternal lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Steven Seagal has been cut.
Eternal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Eternal throws a big shot that misses.
Seagal half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Eternal looks to score with a jab to the body but Seagal is just out of range.
Seagal drops down looking for a counter takedown but Eternal sprawls and moves away.
Eternal misses with an uppercut. Seagal saw that one coming.
Eternal fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Seagal on the side of the head.
Eternal throws a shot from downtown. Seagal moves away and avoids it.
Seagal swats away the attempt to clinch by Eternal.
A punch lands to the side of Eternal 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Eternal tries to clinch but Seagal is having none of it.
Seagal ducks under a wild hook from Eternal.
Eternal throws out a loose jab but Seagal uses good head movement to avoid it.
No joy there for Seagal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thanos Eternal seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Eternal pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Eternal. Seagal does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seagal appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Eternal looks to throw the jab but Seagal is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eternal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Seagal.
Seagal tries to counter with a takedown but Eternal is quick to defend against it.
Eternal cracks a nice hook into Seagal's ribs.
Seagal slips under a jab from Eternal.

Eternal gets a clinch.
Seagal is trying to push Eternal away but Eternal has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Eternal jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Seagal walks away with a smile on his face. Eternal gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Seagal on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Eternal looks to score with a jab to the body but Seagal is just out of range.
Seagal bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A jab from Eternal finds it's way through Seagal's defenses.
Seagal throws a right hand that Eternal ducks under and follows up with a left that Eternal also avoids with ease.
Seagal ducks under a wild hook from Eternal.
Seagal throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Eternal.
Seagal rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Eternal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Eternal scores with a punch to the head.
Eternal looks to throw the jab but Seagal is out of range.
Seagal ducks under a wild hook from Eternal.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seagal throws a right and a left that both miss.
Eternal tries to clinch there but Seagal circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eternal fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seagal takes one to the chin there.
Eternal misses with a looping right.
Seagal fails to land with a series of punches.
Eternal swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Eternal looks to score with a jab to the body but Seagal is just out of range.
Seagal needs to keep his hands up - Eternal had a free shot at his head there.
Jab by Seagal.
Eternal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Seagal.
Eternal throws out a counter right but Seagal avoids it with no problem.
Eternal tries to clinch but Seagal moves out of range.
It looked like Seagal was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Eternal.
Seagal circles away from the clinch attempt.
Eternal tries to clinch there but Seagal circles away.
Seagal uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Eternal.
Eternal listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Seagal slips under a jab.
Seagal defending well as Eternal loads up on a big left hand.
Eternal swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Seagal misses with a few strikes there.
Sloppy strikes from Seagal. Those never looked like landing.
Eternal looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Thanos Eternal showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Steven Seagal's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Seagal ducks under a wild hook from Eternal.
Seagal attempts a counter takedown but Eternal avoids it well and moves away.
Eternal tries to close the distance and clinch up but Seagal swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Seagal ducks under a wild hook from Eternal.
Eternal doesn't manage to clinch there - Seagal circles away.
Eternal misses with a hook. Seagal ducked under it nicely.
Seagal tries to bum rush Eternal with a series of wild strikes but Eternal uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Eternal misses with an uppercut. Seagal saw that one coming.
Eternal looks to land a left hand but Seagal moved out of range nicely.
Seagal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Eternal is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Seagal.
Eternal darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice shot by Eternal.
Eternal tries to clinch but Seagal moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagal avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A punch combination from Seagal misses.
A big left from Eternal misses.
Eternal misses with a straight right.
Seagal throwing a counter right hand but Eternal manages to avoid it.
Eternal misses with a straight left.
Seagal misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Eternal looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Seagal tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Eternal manages to circle out of the way.
Seagal misses with a two punch combination.
Seagal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Eternal lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Eternal misses with a hook. Seagal ducked under it nicely.
Seagal throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Seagal looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Seagal slips under a jab from Eternal.
Seagal wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Eternal misses with a wild body shot.
Seagal throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Eternal.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Eternal thows a left - swing and a miss!
Seagal keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Eternal.
Seagal gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Seagal moves away from the strike by Eternal.

Eternal rushes Seagal and presses him up against the cage.
Eternal jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Seagal walks away with a smile on his face. Eternal gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Sloppy strikes from Seagal. Those never looked like landing.
Seagal misses with a few strikes there.
Eternal throws a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eternal connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice shot by Eternal.
Seagal misses with the combination.
Eternal missing with a left hand there. Seagal was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Seagal takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Seagal closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Seagal throws a right and a left that both miss.
Eternal misses with a hook. Seagal ducked under it nicely.
Eternal tries to close the distance and clinch up but Seagal swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Eternal loads up on a big right hand but Seagal slips the punch.
A jab from Eternal misses.
The fighters circling - Eternal throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Eternal lands with a right hand.
Eternal scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Eternal is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Seagal.

Eternal has Seagal up against the cage in a clinch.
Eternal is trying to pull guard but Seagal turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagal wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Seagal has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Seagal tries to break the clinch but Eternal is controlling the position.
Seagal blocks an uppercut.
Eternal is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Seagal to keep the fight standing.
Steven Seagal has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thanos Eternal.

Seagal breaks the clinch.
Eternal uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Eternal tries to close the distance and clinch but Seagal swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Eternal misses with a wild body shot.
Seagal misses with a hook.
Eternal showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Seagal.
Seagal lands with a cross.
Seagal keeps the fight on the outside.
Seagal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Eternal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eternal throws a shot from downtown. Seagal moves away and avoids it.
Seagal appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Eternal pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Eternal misses with a hook. Seagal ducked under it nicely.
Eternal misses with a looping left.
Eternal dodges the punch combination from Seagal.
Seagal misses with the combination.
Seagal takes one to the chin there.
Eternal is looking to clinch.
A big right from Eternal misses.
Eternal throws a looping overhand right but Seagal ducks down to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Seagal takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Eternal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Eternal throws the left hand but Seagal avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Eternal darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Steven Seagal has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thanos Eternal is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A jab from Eternal misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thanos Eternal comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Eternal has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thanos Eternal!
Steven Seagal spoke after the fight, saying 'Losing isn't in the Steven Seagal dictionary.'.