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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 3052 p4p, 4441 weight class) and Bea Mason (ranked 412 p4p, 557 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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174 cm 32 182 7 - 2 - 0 |
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183 cm 35 175 17 - 25 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Cardio machine |
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Powerful takedowns World class MT Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 17 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bea Mason! The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Shithouse lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Mason gets a clinch. A head punch blocked on the inside by Mason. Mason's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Mason walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Shithouse misses with a wild body shot. Mason fails with the takedown. Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight. Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mason manages to avoid it. Mason takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Shithouse looks to land a body kick but Mason moved away. Shithouse looks to score with a jab to the body but Mason is just out of range. Shithouse throws a half hearted mid kick. Mason avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Shithouse moves into range and connects with a jab. Shithouse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Mason shoots in but no luck this time. Mason shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Shithouse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bea Mason. Mason looks winded!
That's one minute gone in the round. Shithouse jabs Mason to the body, keeping him at a distance. Mason with a lazy takedown attempt and Shithouse connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Shithouse throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mason on the side of the head. Shithouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mason was well out of range. Poor timing from Shithouse. Mason takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mason tries to clinch up but Shithouse circles away and keeps his distance. Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Shithouse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mason has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. A nice leg kick lands there from Shithouse. Shithouse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Shithouse scores with a jab to the jaw. Mason fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. Mason wants to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Shithouse throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Mason scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Shithouse is refusing to be controlled, as Mason sits in half guard. Shithouse is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. Mason missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Shithouse has his hands clasped together around Mason's back. He's all about the action. Mason is trying to control the action in half guard but Shithouse is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mason is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Shithouse wants to improve his position but Mason is controlling well.
Shithouse is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Mason's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Mason's back! I would not like to be Mason right now.
Shithouse looking to break Mason's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Mason remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Shithouse will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mason just trying to survive but Shithouse is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. Mason prevents Shithouse from getting a body triangle. Shithouse controls the action. Shithouse trying to control. Shithouse looking for the choke from the back. Shithouse controls the action. Mason wants to get back to his feet. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Brick Shithouse dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Mason tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Shithouse paws at him with a jab and circles away. Shithouse scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Shithouse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shithouse tries to score with a low kick but Mason moves his leg out of the way. Shithouse connects with a body shot that sends Mason's belly button to the back. Mason defending well as Shithouse loads up on a big left hand. Shithouse slaps away a takedown attempt from Mason, before circling back to the center of the mat. Shithouse half committed to a counter leg kick. Shithouse throws a body kick that misses. Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy. Mason closes the distance looking to clinch and Shithouse counters with a lovely shot to the body. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mason tries to clinch but Shithouse is having none of it. Mason shoots in but doesn't get the takedown letting Shithouse counter with a right hand. Mason is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mason takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mason looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Mason misses with a takedown and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bea Mason. Mason avoids the body shot from Shithouse.
Mason keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse. Mason takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Shithouse throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Shithouse connects with a body shot that sends Mason's belly button to the back. Shithouse cracks Mason with a good jab. Mason tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Mason takes a shot right to the bread basket. Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mason can do to turn this around? Shithouse feints and then cracks Mason's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mason down. Bea Mason is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Shithouse slaps away a takedown attempt from Mason, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Shithouse scores with a nice head shot. Shithouse connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mason's hands. Mason fails to land the takedown. Mason finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Shithouse's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Mason falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse! A pretty intense looking Brick Shithouse took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.
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