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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mental Warrior (ranked 298 p4p, 462 weight class) and Dude McWrestler (ranked 46 p4p, 68 weight class). Warrior comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. McWrestler has chosen Tenacious D - Dude as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Mental Warrior could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dude McWrestler's chin.
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mental Warrior!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warrior walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Warrior.
Warrior throws a right hand that misses
and McWrestler counters with a left to the body.
Warrior feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Warrior lands a head shot.
Warrior has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
McWrestler tries to clinch
and Warrior counters with a crisp right hand that drops McWrestler! Warrior lets McWrestler back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
McWrestler is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Warrior throws a lazy uppercut
and Warrior takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler is still on wobbly legs! Can Warrior finish him?
McWrestler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Warrior counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
McWrestler seems to have recovered his senses.
Warrior slips a jab and a cross from McWrestler.
Warrior drops McWrestler with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McWrestler looks back up at him and smiles so Warrior waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Warrior throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Warrior steps in with a hook that catches McWrestler right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Warrior follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! McWrestler looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mental Warrior!
Mental Warrior gave a mention to PWNAGE in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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hype
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