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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 1111 p4p, 1692 weight class) and Orla Wanker (ranked 169 p4p, 267 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Orla Wanker enters the cage!
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180 cm 32 192 23 - 10 - 0 |
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190 cm 28 191 15 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Cardio machine |
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Excellent grappler Excellent MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Orla Wanker! The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Albert Achterberg and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Wanker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rees Mogg. Orla Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Rees Mogg clinches with his opponent.
Rees Mogg misses with a hook from the clinch. Rees Mogg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wanker misses with a body shot.
Rees Mogg swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.
Wanker drives through with a takedown into Rees Mogg's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position. Wanker is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Rees Mogg is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. Rees Mogg can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Wanker controls the pace.
That's one minute gone in the round. Wanker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rees Mogg swivels though and keeps the full guard. Wanker showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet. Rees Mogg throws a hook to the side of Wanker's head but Wanker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Rees Mogg tries to clinch up but Wanker circles away and keeps his distance. Wanker with a lazy takedown attempt and Rees Mogg counters with a lovely shot to the body. Rees Mogg throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Wanker lands a high kick!
Wanker misses with a hook. Rees Mogg ducked under it nicely. Wanker lands with a slapping head kick. Rees Mogg connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
It looks like Orla Wanker has been cut. Wanker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Rees Mogg is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Wanker circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Rees Mogg drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Wanker follows Rees Mogg to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orla Wanker! The defeated Jacob Rees Mogg had this to say: 'Humpty Dumpty would approve.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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