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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Thermometer (ranked 1595 p4p, 1707 weight class) and Leevi Saros (ranked 235 p4p, 254 weight class). Saros has chosen Marko Hietala - Stones as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Leevi Saros enters the cage!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Leevi Saros!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Roberts and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Saros takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Thermometer lands a nice looking body shot.
We've been told by Thermometer's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Saros missing with a left hand there. Thermometer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thermometer throwing a counter right hand but Saros manages to avoid it.
Thermometer throws out a loose jab but Saros uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Saros swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thermometer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Saros takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Thermometer throws a jab but it's blocked by Saros.
Thermometer slips a jab from Saros.
Thermometer jabs Saros to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Saros takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Saros swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Saros misses with a left hand
and Thermometer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thermometer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
It looks like Leevi Saros has been cut.
Saros moves out of range of the strikes.
Thermometer digs a good body shot into Saros's ribs.
Saros takes a swing at Thermometer's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermometer looks to land a left hand but Saros moved out of range nicely.
Thermometer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Saros sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Saros throws out a counter right but Thermometer avoids it with no problem.
Saros throws a jab but it's blocked by Thermometer.
Thermometer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Saros throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Saros misses with a double jab.
Saros lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Saros lands a jab to the head.
Saros misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thermometer.
Thermometer swings for the body but Saros moves out of range.
Thermometer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Saros throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Saros lands with an overhand left.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Saros throws a body shot but no joy.
Saros throws a right and a left that Thermometer avoids nicely.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Saros slips the punch.
Saros scores with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saros moves out of range as Thermometer strikes.
Saros uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a series of wild punches.
Thermometer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The fighters circling - Saros throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It looked like Thermometer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Saros moves away from the strike by Thermometer.
Saros throws out a powerful jab.
Thermometer blocks a jab.
Thermometer misses with a wild combination.
Thermometer lands a head shot.
Saros takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Thermometer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Saros throws a big shot that misses.
Saros lands with a good body shot.
The fighters circling - Thermometer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thermometer throws out a loose jab but Saros uses good head movement to avoid it.
Saros listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Saros misses with a wild combination.
Thermometer misses with a looping right.
Saros moves away from the strike by Thermometer.
Saros throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer throws a looping overhand right but Saros ducks down to avoid it.
Thermometer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thermometer ducks under a wild hook from Saros.
Decent striking displayed by Saros there.
Saros throws a body shot but no joy.
Thermometer is looking to counter punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Saros tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thermometer was well out of range. Poor timing from Saros.
Saros throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thermometer.
No joy there for Thermometer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thermometer throws a lazy right hand but Saros sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thermometer misses with a body shot.
Saros is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Thermometer throws an overhand right that lands on Saros's shoulder, as Saros tries to avoid the shot.
Nice cross by Saros.
Saros takes a swing at Thermometer's ribcage but misses.
Saros lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Thermometer circles away quickly and effectively.
Saros throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Thermometer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Saros moves away.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Saros saw that one coming.
A nice side step and Saros releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thermometer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Saros throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thermometer scores with a punch to the head.
Saros jabs at Thermometer's body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Rectal Thermometer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Leevi Saros's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Saros scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thermometer doesn't seem bothered though.
A combination from Saros does no damage.
Saros jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rectal Thermometer is winning the standup battle so far.
Saros slips a jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Saros lands a nice hook to Thermometer's body. Thermometer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Saros scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Thermometer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A punch lands to the side of Saros 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Thermometer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Saros lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Saros blocks a jab.
Saros lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Thermometer at a distance.
Thermometer misses with a straight left.
Saros doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thermometer lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Saros misses the target.
Thermometer misses with a left hand
and Saros counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Saros throws a body punch but Thermometer moves out of range.
Thermometer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thermometer takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Saros connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Thermometer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Saros.
A little feinted left hand from Thermometer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A slow jab from Thermometer misses its intended target.
Saros takes a swing at Thermometer's ribcage but misses.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Saros doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thermometer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Saros looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Saros is just out of range.
Thermometer jabs Saros to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Saros throws a jab but it's blocked by Thermometer.
Saros swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Thermometer misses the target.
Saros defending well as Thermometer loads up on a big left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Saros misses with an uppercut. Thermometer saw that one coming.
Saros scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Saros throws a right and a left that both miss.
A little feinted left hand from Thermometer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Saros misses with a body shot.
Thermometer looks to land a combination. Saros sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Thermometer scores with a shot to the body.
Saros lands with a straight right. Thermometer didn't see that one coming.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Saros is just out of range.
Thermometer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Saros misses the shot to the body.
Thermometer dodges the punch combination from Saros.
Thermometer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Saros's hands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Saros on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thermometer misses with a two punch combination.
Saros swings for the body but Thermometer moves out of range.
Thermometer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Saros counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Thermometer takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Saros lands a nice shot that snaps Thermometer's head back.
Saros lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Thermometer takes a swing at Saros's ribcage but misses.
Nice uppercut there from Thermometer.
Saros is rocked!
Thermometer lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Saros falls backwards - clearly groggy! Thermometer dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rectal Thermometer!
During a confident post fight interview, Rectal Thermometer thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Leevi Saros had this to say: 'A man can't outlast whatever he's made. Tonight my opponent extended this inevitability beyond the realms of mine. Congratulations.
Rise or fall, we get up and keep grinding. And grinding, the constant movement, never ends. I will return.'.
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