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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Beerdrinkus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricky Davis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Darth Beerdrinkus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Beerdrinkus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ricky Davis!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Davis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Davis throws a nice looking combination but Beerdrinkus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Davis scores with a three punch combo!
Beerdrinkus throws a right hand that Davis ducks under and follows up with a left that Davis also avoids with ease.
Davis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Davis lands with an uppercut that bounces Beerdrinkus off the cage and back into rage.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Davis lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Beerdrinkus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Beerdrinkus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Davis throws a series of punches but Beerdrinkus avoids them all with ease.
Beerdrinkus wants to clinch up but Davis keeps it at a distance.
Davis's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Davis duly obliges.
Beerdrinkus tries for a takedown but Davis sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Davis should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Beerdrinkus shoots in for a takedown but Davis shows good takedown defense.
Davis misses with a combination
and Beerdrinkus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Davis fails to land with a series of punches.
Davis swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Davis throws a nice looking combination but Beerdrinkus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beerdrinkus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Davis throws a left and a right that both miss
and Beerdrinkus counters with a shoot takedown. Davis fights it but they end up in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Beerdrinkus wants to control from the top but Davis keeps moving.
Beerdrinkus keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Davis's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Davis utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Davis trying to control the position.
Beerdrinkus wants to control from the top but Davis keeps moving.
Beerdrinkus is really struggling to control Davis but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Beerdrinkus working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Davis's head.
Davis keeping moving, preventing Beerdrinkus from controlling successfully.
Beerdrinkus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beerdrinkus is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Beerdrinkus postures up.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Beerdrinkus bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Davis manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Davis wants to control but Beerdrinkus is keeping busy.
Beerdrinkus trying to pass the guard but Davis defending well.
Beerdrinkus missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Beerdrinkus is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Davis has managed to free his arm - good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are battling for position here. Davis manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beerdrinkus missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Davis keeping moving, preventing Beerdrinkus from controlling successfully.
Davis manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Beerdrinkus manages to get himself to full guard.
Beerdrinkus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Davis won't allow Beerdrinkus to sweep him here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Davis with a flurry of punches that miss.
Beerdrinkus has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Davis has passed into side control.
Beerdrinkus is looking for a sweep.
Davis is looking to take a break and control but Beerdrinkus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Beerdrinkus is pushing Davis's head away, looking to escape. Davis manages to hold on to the position though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Davis lands a decent elbow from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Beerdrinkus dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Beerdrinkus rushes Davis and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Davis breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Davis dodges the punch combination from Beerdrinkus.
Beerdrinkus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Davis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Beerdrinkus tries to clinch up but Davis circles away and keeps his distance.
Davis swinging wilding here.
Beerdrinkus changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Davis looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Davis is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Beerdrinkus lands a few punches from side control.
Beerdrinkus wants to stand but Davis is controlling his arm.
Beerdrinkus trying to control the action but Davis is working from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Beerdrinkus misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beerdrinkus wants to stand but Davis has him controlled and pulls him back into his guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beerdrinkus throws and elbow that misses. Davis uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Beerdrinkus's guard. Nice move by Davis!
Beerdrinkus manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Davis manages to get himself to full guard.
Beerdrinkus wants to stand but Davis has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Beerdrinkus sitting in guard here, content to control.
Davis wants to sweep but no luck.
Beerdrinkus lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Beerdrinkus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Beerdrinkus is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Beerdrinkus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Davis tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Beerdrinkus advances position into side control!
Beerdrinkus sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Davis is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Davis tries to contro but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Beerdrinkus in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Beerdrinkus in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Beerdrinkus working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Beerdrinkus tries to control but Davis wriggling away.
Beerdrinkus throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beerdrinkus landing strikes from the mount and Davis is in trouble!
BOOM! Beerdrinkus connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Beerdrinkus can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Davis is looking to escape.
Beerdrinkus landing punches.
Beerdrinkus lands with some strikes.
Davis avoids a strike by Beerdrinkus and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Beerdrinkus's guard! Fantastic escape!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Beerdrinkus dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Davis scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Davis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Beerdrinkus.
Beerdrinkus tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Davis throws a chopping leg kick but Beerdrinkus manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Davis throws a combination. Beerdrinkus tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Davis lands a two punch combo.
Davis misses with a combination
and Beerdrinkus counters with a one-two to the body.
Davis avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Beerdrinkus.
Davis throws a series of punches but Beerdrinkus moves out of range.
Davis dips to his left and cracks Beerdrinkus with an uppercut!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Davis misses with a wild combination.
Davis misses with a series of wild punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beerdrinkus shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Davis as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darth Beerdrinkus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Davis misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Davis misses with a wild combination.
Beerdrinkus shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Davis as he avoids it easily.
Davis misses with the combination.
Beerdrinkus slips a jab and a cross from Davis.
Darth Beerdrinkus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Davis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Beerdrinkus circles away quickly and effectively.
Beerdrinkus looks for a takedown but Davis sprawls well.
Davis will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Davis throws a series of punches but Beerdrinkus avoids them all with ease.
A punch combination from Davis misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Davis misses with a wild combination.
Beerdrinkus throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Davis's waist but Davis gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Beerdrinkus off to one side.
Beerdrinkus shoots in for a double leg but Davis sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Davis moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Beerdrinkus misses with a takedown attempt - Davis sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Davis misses with a few strikes there.
Beerdrinkus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Davis.
Beerdrinkus is looking to clinch but Davis is avoiding it.
Beerdrinkus shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Davis but Davis pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Davis lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Beerdrinkus fails to land the takedown.
Davis misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beerdrinkus fails to land the takedown.
A combination from Davis does no damage.
Beerdrinkus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Davis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Beerdrinkus shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Beerdrinkus has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Beerdrinkus shoots in and drives through. Davis sprawls well.
Davis looks for the body kick but Beerdrinkus saw that one coming.
Beerdrinkus fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Beerdrinkus closes this distance looking for a takedown but Davis circles away.
Davis buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Davis throws a combination. Beerdrinkus tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Davis.
Davis closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Beerdrinkus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Davis.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Davis throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
so Beerdrinkus counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Davis is working an open guard so Beerdrinkus takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Beerdrinkus shoots in for a double leg but Davis sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ricky Davis seems to be getting the better of the standup.
No joy there for Davis, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Davis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ricky Davis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice sprawl there from Davis as Beerdrinkus shoots in.
Davis swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Beerdrinkus makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ricky Davis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Davis.
Davis misses with a few strikes there.
Beerdrinkus works Davis's body with a nice hook.
Davis throws a series of punches but Beerdrinkus moves out of range.
Davis throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Beerdrinkus counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Davis's guard now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beerdrinkus trying to control but Davis is working from the bottom.
Beerdrinkus stands up from guard. Let's bang!
And that's the end of the fight!
Darth Beerdrinkus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Beerdrinkus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Darth Beerdrinkus!
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