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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dollar Hero (ranked 809 p4p, 2544 weight class) and Lazy Bastard (ranked 103 p4p, 312 weight class). Hero comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. Dollar Hero has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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190 cm
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162
30 - 30 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dollar Hero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 30 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazy Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Kenichi Hosakawa and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Hero misses.
Hero showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Hero appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hero slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Bastard misses
letting Hero counter with a right hand.
Bastard scores with the left hand. Hero knows he should have avoided that one.
Bastard steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hero. That one must have hurt.
Bastard cracks a nice hook into Hero's ribs.
Hero swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hero slips a jab from Bastard.
Hero gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Hero counters with an inside leg kick.
Bastard missing with a left hand there. Hero was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hero throws a body kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hero shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bastard is trying to defend but Hero finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Hero not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hero is looking for a kimura but Bastard is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hero to get the leverage.
Hero is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Bastard is just riding it out for now. Hero eventually gives up the hold.
Bastard is trying to stand back up but Hero is controlling him
Hero sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bastard defending well though.
Hero throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bastard keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hero looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bastard with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hero is trying to control. Bastard wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bastard is trying to stand back up but Hero is controlling him
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hero lands a nice short elbow.
Hero missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hero sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bastard defending well though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hero is looking to advance position but Bastard won't allow it.
Bastard tries to roll over but Hero keeps him under control.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Hero wants to pass to mount but Bastard is defending the position.
Hero is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Bastard is looking to improve his position.
Hero is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Bastard blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hero.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Bastard is pressing down on Hero's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard pulls Hero in close to his closed guard and prevents Hero from doing any damage or advancing position.
Bastard has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Hero off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hero looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Hero shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Hero was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Hero cracks Bastard with a big elbow.
Hero throws an elbow but Bastard slips to the side and avoids it well.
Bastard can't do much from the bottom here.
Bastard sneaks back into half guard.
Bastard has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hero is working away from the top position though.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Hero slips a nice elbow through Bastard's hands, connecting with Bastard's forehead.
Hero is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hero winds up and cracks Bastard with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bastard is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard is trying to stand up here but Hero is controlling him well.
Hero is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Hero wants to control but Bastard is keeping him busy.
Hero prevents Bastard from standing back up.
Hero working Bastard over with strikes.
Bastard is trying to stand.
Bastard holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Bastard won't allow Hero to pass to mount.
Hero is looking to take a break and control but Bastard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hero definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hero is really struggling to control Bastard but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hero prevents Bastard from standing back up.
Hero seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Hero throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bastard pushes Hero off looking to stand but Hero dives back in and keeps control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dollar Hero dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Hero lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hero.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Bastard misses.
Hero misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
It seemed like Bastard was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Good shot there by Bastard.
Hero shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bastard's guard.
Hero trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hero.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hero missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bastard pulls Hero in close to prevent any damage.
Hero might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hero showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Hero throwing strikes but missing.
Hero won't allow Bastard to sweep him here.
Hero is pushing down on Bastard's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bastard is fighting to maintain full guard but Hero has managed to sneak the leg through.
Hero trying to control the action but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Bastard slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bastard trying to control the position here.
Bastard looking to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hero preventing the sweep.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Hero from controlling successfully.
Hero postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hero chips away with some ground and pound.
Hero throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bastard works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Hero from controlling successfully.
Hero scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bastard has momentary wrist control but Hero slips an elbow through the middle.
Bastard wants to stand but Hero is controlling the position.
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hero is one step ahead there.
Hero with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hero is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
Hero with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bastard is still in real trouble! Can Hero finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hero in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
Hero pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
Bastard is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Bastard utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hero content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Hero pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
Hero loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hero throwing strikes from guard but Bastard blocks nicely.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Hero from controlling successfully.
Bastard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bastard has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Hero has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Hero manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard wants to control from the top but Hero keeps moving.
Hero is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dollar Hero overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hero is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hero looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
Bastard trying to control but Hero is working from the bottom.
Bastard is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bastard slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Hero is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dollar Hero dominated that second round.
That's time! Hero's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Hero ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A little feinted left hand from Hero on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hero.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hero takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Hero avoids it well.
Hero jabs Bastard right on the nose. Bastard blinks but takes it well.
Hero shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Hero showed some decent athleticism there.
Bastard wants to get back to full guard.
Bastard looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bastard is trying to get back to full guard.
Hero is controlling the pace.
Bastard looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hero throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hero is looking for a kimura but Bastard is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hero to get the leverage.
Bastard avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hero.
Hero not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hero working Bastard over with strikes.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
Hero looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bastard with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hero working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Hero lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Bastard quite badly. Bastard pulls Hero in close trying to recover. Hero postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Bastard on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Bastard doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dollar Hero!
A less than humble Dollar Hero misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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