PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biden (ranked 1091 p4p, 1242 weight class) and Ibasour Sershurrapal (ranked 119 p4p, 137 weight class). Biden comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. Sershurrapal has chosen Smoking Snakes as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Biden
vs
Sershurrapal

168 cm
23
156
7 - 1 - 0

175 cm
23
145
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Brooklyn Apothecary
FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ibasour Sershurrapal!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biden jabs Sershurrapal right on the nose. Sershurrapal blinks but takes it well.
Biden connects with a single shot there.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biden misses with a wild body shot.
Sershurrapal takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Biden lands a jab to Sershurrapal's midsection.
Biden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sershurrapal.
Sershurrapal with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Biden to score with a decent uppercut.
Biden looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Sershurrapal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden misses with a right hand
and Sershurrapal counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Joe Biden has been cut.
Biden throws a right hand that misses
and Sershurrapal counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Biden takes a swing at Sershurrapal's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden misses with a left hand
and Sershurrapal counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A shot to the body from Biden misses
and Sershurrapal counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Biden thuds his right hand into Sershurrapal's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Biden lands a jab to Sershurrapal's midsection.
Biden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sershurrapal was well out of range. Poor timing from Biden.
Sershurrapal now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Sershurrapal looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Biden connects with a looping right hand.
Sershurrapal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biden.
Sershurrapal unleashes a big counter combination but Biden bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Sershurrapal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
Nice jab there from Biden.
Biden throws a shot from downtown. Sershurrapal moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Biden misses.
Sershurrapal looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sershurrapal has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sershurrapal there as he acknowledges the shot.
Biden lands a right hook to the body.
Biden works Sershurrapal's body with a nice hook.
Nice shot lands for Biden.
Biden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sershurrapal was well out of range. Poor timing from Biden.
Biden throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sershurrapal on the side of the head.
Good shot there by Biden.
Sershurrapal takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Biden connects with a nice looking jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Biden.
Nice straight punches there by Biden. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Biden.
Biden lands a jab-cross combination.
Biden misses with a jab to the body
and Biden takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sershurrapal takes one to the side of the head.
Biden lands a nice shot that snaps Sershurrapal's head back.
Biden cracks Sershurrapal with a good jab.
Biden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biden throws a lazy right hand but Sershurrapal sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sershurrapal swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Biden looks to land a left hand but Sershurrapal moved out of range nicely.
Sershurrapal steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Biden.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by Sershurrapal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden looks to score with a jab to the body but Sershurrapal is just out of range.
Sershurrapal is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Biden throws a poor cross that misses
and Sershurrapal counters with a straight right hand.
Biden connects with a body shot.
Biden throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Joe Biden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sershurrapal uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biden.
Biden swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Sershurrapal counters with a three punch combo that has Biden backing up. Biden nods at Sershurrapal to acknowledge the strikes.
Biden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sershurrapal wants to counter with a clinch but Biden pushes him away.
Biden throws a looping overhand right but Sershurrapal ducks down to avoid it.
Sershurrapal throws out a counter right but Biden avoids it with no problem.
Biden scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biden scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Biden dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Biden's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sershurrapal on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Biden connects with a right hand. Sershurrapal shakes it off.
Biden misses the body punch
and Sershurrapal connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Biden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sershurrapal looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Biden throws the left hand but Sershurrapal avoids the punch easily.
Sershurrapal swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
Biden cracks a nice hook into Sershurrapal's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sershurrapal takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sershurrapal needs to keep his hands up - Biden had a free shot at his head there.
Biden throws a shot from downtown. Sershurrapal moves away and avoids it.
Biden swings for the body but Sershurrapal moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sershurrapal is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Biden fails to land with a series of punches.
Biden throws a good cross that connects.
Sershurrapal takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Biden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sershurrapal tries to counter with a clinch but Biden shakes him off and moves away.
Sershurrapal staying out of range there.
Biden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sershurrapal sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biden scores with a body shot.
Biden tests Sershurrapal's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sershurrapal takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sershurrapal has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden lands a nice shot to the body.
Sershurrapal slips under a jab.
Sershurrapal wants to counter with a clinch but Biden pushes him away.
A left and a right from Biden both land. Nice combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biden connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sershurrapal. Sershurrapal circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Biden tests Sershurrapal's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sershurrapal slips a jab from Biden.
Sershurrapal appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Biden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sershurrapal can do to turn this around?
Biden works the jab nicely.
Biden lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Biden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sershurrapal slips under a jab from Biden.
It seemed like Sershurrapal was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Biden misses with a looping left.
Sershurrapal tries to counter with a clinch but Biden shakes him off and moves away.
Sershurrapal gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Biden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sershurrapal! But no joy.
Sershurrapal moves out of range of the strikes.
Sershurrapal wants to counter the offense by Biden and move into the clinch position.
Biden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biden throws a sloppy body shot
and Sershurrapal counters with a straight right hand.
Biden misses with a straight left.
Sershurrapal tries to counter by closing the distance.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sershurrapal steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Biden.
Sershurrapal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sershurrapal looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sershurrapal takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden looks to score with a jab to the body but Sershurrapal is just out of range.
Sershurrapal tries to counter by closing the distance.
Biden connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sershurrapal momentarily.
Sershurrapal has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Biden scores with a hook.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Sershurrapal might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Biden has got the better of the exchanges.
Sershurrapal takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biden lands with a right hand.
Biden comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sershurrapal blocks a jab.
Sershurrapal ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Biden falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sershurrapal counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Biden dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joe Biden's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Sershurrapal slips a jab and a cross from Biden.
A decent looking cross lands there for Biden.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sershurrapal manages to avoid it.
Biden sizes up Sershurrapal with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Sershurrapal defending well as Biden loads up on a big left hand.
Biden ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Biden throws a hook but Sershurrapal blocks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sershurrapal! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden tests Sershurrapal's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Biden scores with a shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Biden.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden scores with a nice head shot.
Sershurrapal slips a jab and a cross from Biden.
Sershurrapal is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Biden cracks Sershurrapal with a right hand to the side of the head.
Biden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sershurrapal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Biden misses with an uppercut.
Biden cracks Sershurrapal with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Biden lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sershurrapal might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Biden changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Biden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sershurrapal is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Biden with a body shot.
Ibasour Sershurrapal has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden misses with a body shot.
Sershurrapal swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Biden scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sershurrapal doesn't seem bothered though.
Biden fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Biden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sershurrapal moves away.
Biden connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biden swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sershurrapal.
Biden throws a predictable looking body shot
and Sershurrapal cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Biden smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Biden misses with a series of wild punches.
A little jabbing left from Sershurrapal on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden throws out a powerful jab.
Sershurrapal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
Sershurrapal now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Biden lands a head shot.
Biden misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Sershurrapal was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Decent striking displayed by Biden there.
Biden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sershurrapal.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sershurrapal! But no joy.
Joe Biden is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sershurrapal has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sershurrapal there as he acknowledges the shot.
Sershurrapal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biden.
Sershurrapal looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden lands a jab-cross combination.
Biden throws a lazy right hand but Sershurrapal sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sershurrapal steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Biden.
Biden lands with an overhand left.
Sershurrapal keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biden.
Biden fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biden misses with a lunging right hand
and Sershurrapal counters with a straight right hand.
Nice uppercut there from Biden.
Biden lunges at Sershurrapal with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sershurrapal's hand.
Sershurrapal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
Sershurrapal wants to counter with a clinch but Biden pushes him away.
Sershurrapal moves out of range as Biden strikes.
Sershurrapal now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Biden showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Biden has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:25
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Biden!
Joe Biden decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.