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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 341 p4p, 19703 weight class) and Oscar Meyer (ranked 53 p4p, 687 weight class). Luke Mad Onion could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Oscar Meyer's chin.
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192 cm 30 275 23 - 15 - 0 |
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199 cm 35 270 11 - 26 - 0 |
Good wrestling Great elbows Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 11 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oscar Meyer! The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Wagner Zegers and Albert Achterberg.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mad Onion lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mad Onion is looking to clinch but Meyer is avoiding it.
Mad Onion lands a big head kick that sends Meyer tumbling to the mat! Mad Onion takes a step backwards and waves Meyer back to his feet - he wants the finish!
 Meyer is rocked!
 It looks like Oscar Meyer has been cut. Mad Onion throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Luke Mad Onion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Meyer walks into a left hand. Meyer is still on wobbly legs! Can Mad Onion finish him? Meyer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Meyer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Mad Onion is looking to score with low kicks. Meyer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Mad Onion is looking to clinch but Meyer is avoiding it.
Mad Onion throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Meyer seems to have recovered his senses. Mad Onion is looking to clinch but Meyer is avoiding it.
Whack! Mad Onion lands a heavy head kick that drops Meyer. The ref tackles Mad Onion to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Meyer was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Luke Mad Onion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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