PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cajetan Shashi (ranked 3895 p4p, 2591 weight class) and Brick Shithouse (ranked 489 p4p, 360 weight class). Cajetan Shashi has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Shashi
vs
Shithouse

185 cm
39
169
15 - 13 - 0

174 cm
33
182
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cajetan Shashi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Kavanagh and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shashi's sensitive parts.
Good shot there by Shithouse.
Shithouse lands a right hook to the body.
Shithouse leaves Shashi with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nice defenses there by Shashi.
Shashi feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Shashi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A punch combination from Shashi misses.
Shashi misses with a takedown attempt
and Shithouse makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Shashi really felt that one!
Shithouse does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Shithouse connects with a body shot.
Shashi shoots in and drives through. Shithouse sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cajetan Shashi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shashi tries to close the distance and clinch but Shithouse swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse throws a hook to the side of Shashi's head but Shashi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shashi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Shashi.
Shashi doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Shithouse connects with an inside leg kick.
Shashi throws a head kick but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shashi scores with a head kick.
Shashi walks into a left hand.
Shithouse fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Shashi is out of range.
Shithouse jabs at Shashi's body.
Shashi blocks a leg kick.
Shashi gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shithouse counters with a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shashi shoots in but Shithouse avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shithouse stuffs the takedown attempt from Shashi. Shashi gets slowly back to his feet.
Shithouse throws out a counter right but Shashi avoids it with no problem.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd cheers as Shashi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shithouse doesn't seem phased though.
Shithouse scores with a leg kick.
Shashi throws an overhand right that lands on Shithouse's shoulder, as Shithouse tries to avoid the shot.
Cajetan Shashi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shithouse stuffs the takedown.
Shithouse turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Shashi tries to clinch but Shithouse is having none of it.
Shithouse tries to land a leg kick but Shashi saw it coming and moves away.
An attempted straight right counter from Shashi misses the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Shithouse gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Shithouse wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Shashi throwing strikes but missing.
Shithouse not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Shithouse pulls Shashi in close to prevent any damage.
Shithouse trying to keep a closed guard but Shashi is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Shithouse working for a triangle but Shashi defends it easily.
Shithouse looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

Shithouse has an active guard here but Shashi has managed to pass into half guard.

Shashi is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Shithouse throws a low kick but Shashi avoids it.
Shithouse connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Shashi fails to land with a series of punches.
Shashi misses with a hook to the body
and Shithouse counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Shithouse displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Shashi.
Shashi connects with a looping right hand.
Shithouse lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shashi darts in trying to clinch
and Shithouse counters with a low kick, right behind Shashi 's knee.

Shashi throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Shithouse was covering up waiting for the punch and Shashi finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Shithouse is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Shashi avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Shashi missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Shithouse keeping moving, preventing Shashi from controlling successfully.

Shashi drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Shashi jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Shashi loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shithouse wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Shashi looking to pass the guard.

Shithouse has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Shashi has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.

Shithouse breaks from the clinch.
Shithouse takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Shashi throws a nice looking combination but Shithouse bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Shashi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shithouse throws out the jab.
Shashi needs to keep his hands up - Shithouse had a free shot at his head there.
Shashi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shashi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shithouse has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Shithouse moves out of range of the strikes.
Shithouse appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from Shithouse.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Shashi avoids it.
Shashi gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shashi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shithouse with a hook.

Shithouse gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Shashi to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Shithouse looking to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Shashi working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Shithouse has passed into half guard!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shashi is trying to control but Shithouse manages to pass to mount!
Shithouse avoids the attempt from Shashi to control.
Shashi tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Shithouse is standing up, even though he is in mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Shithouse connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Shashi gets a clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Shashi takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shithouse throws a punch but it's blocked by Shashi.
Shithouse looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A hook to the body from Shithouse.
Shithouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse digs a right hand underneath Shashi's ribcage. Shashi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Shithouse tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shithouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Shashi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shithouse walks away with a smile on his face. Shashi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Shashi with a poor takedown
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab.

Shithouse lands a big right hand that sends Shashi crashing to the mat! Shithouse stays standing though and waves Shashi back to his feet!

Shashi is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Shashi.
Oh Shashi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cajetan Shashi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shithouse knocks out Shashi with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Shithouse before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Shithouse picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Shithouse!
A very excited looking Brick Shithouse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.