PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Scotty Bapp (ranked 49 p4p, 175 weight class) and Yormomza Built (ranked 9 p4p, 35 weight class). Built has chosen Back That Azz Up as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Yormomza Built was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bapp
vs
Built

225 cm
31
209
23 - 9 - 0

193 cm
33
206
22 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Scotty Bapp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yormomza Built!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Built steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bapp.
Bapp throws a hook but Built avoids it easily.
Bapp ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bapp pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Built uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bapp.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
A big right from Bapp misses.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Bapp has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Beasties in the buildup to the fight.
Bapp throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Built sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bapp scores with a jab. Built acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bapp thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Built with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bapp to score with a decent uppercut.
Built walks into a straight right hand from Bapp.
Built moves out of range of the strikes.
Built only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bapp throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Built appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bapp misses with a straight right.
Bapp ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Built moves away.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp swings for the body but Built moves out of range.
Built was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bapp ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Built moves away.
Built slips under a jab.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Bapp lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Built uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bapp.
Bapp throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp connects with a body shot.
Built avoids the body shot from Bapp.
Scotty Bapp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bapp throws a hook to the side of Built's head but Built sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Built steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bapp.
Bapp lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bapp scores with a decent looking hook.
Bapp misses the jab.
Bapp misses with an uppercut.
Built only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bapp throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a low kick, right behind Bapp 's knee.
Bapp throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a slapping leg kick.
Built has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bapp works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bapp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bapp tests Built's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bapp paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bapp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bapp really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bapp takes a swing at Built's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bapp jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bapp misses with a hook.
A big right from Bapp misses.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Built keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bapp.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Jab by Bapp.
Bapp throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bapp misses with a left hand
and Built counters with a good low kick that Bapp was not able to check.
Bapp misses with a looping left.
Built avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bapp catches Built with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bapp throws a sloppy body shot
and Built counters with a good low kick that Bapp was not able to check.
Bapp scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bapp digs a good hook to Built's body.
Bapp is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bapp looks to score with a jab to the body but Built is just out of range.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bapp swings away with a body shot that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bapp takes a swing at Built's ribcage but misses.
Bapp swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bapp is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bapp throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Built stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bapp misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bapp connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bapp pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bapp throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Built sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Built flicks out a counter leg kick but Bapp steps away.
Built uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bapp.
Built appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Scotty Bapp dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Bapp lands with a nice body punch.
Built moves out of range of the strikes.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
The fighters circling - Bapp throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bapp throws a sloppy body shot
and Built counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bapp throws an overhand right that lands on Built's shoulder, as Built tries to avoid the shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Bapp misses the target.
Bapp scores with a sloppy right hand. Built should have avoided that one.
Bapp misses with a right hand
and Built counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bapp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bapp swings for the body but Built moves out of range.
Bapp misses with an uppercut.
Bapp throws a jab but it's blocked by Built.
Built appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Built takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bapp digs a good body shot into Built's ribs.
Bapp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Built looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bapp swings for the body but Built moves out of range.
Built appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bapp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Built takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Built staying out of range there.
Bapp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Built slips a jab from Bapp.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Built slips a jab from Bapp.
Bapp looks to land a right hand but Built moved out of range.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Built ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp swings for the body but Built moves out of range.
Bapp throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bapp throws an overhand right that lands on Built's shoulder, as Built tries to avoid the shot.
Built moves out of range of the strikes.
Built only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Built staying out of range there.
Bapp throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Built flicks out a counter leg kick but Bapp steps away.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Built might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bapp has got the better of the exchanges.
Built ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Built appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Built blocks a jab.
Bapp works the jab nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Built avoids the body shot from Bapp.
Built feints a counter leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bapp lands with a shot to the body.
Bapp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Bapp is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Built can do to turn this around?
Bapp looks to land a right hand but Built moved out of range.
Bapp throws a body punch but Built moves out of range.
Built was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bapp jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bapp takes a swing at Built's ribcage but misses.
Built flicks out a counter leg kick but Bapp steps away.
Bapp throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bapp throws a body punch but Built moves out of range.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Bapp looks to score with a jab to the body but Built is just out of range.
Built slips a jab from Bapp.
Built shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Built defending well as Bapp loads up on a big left hand.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Bapp throws a body shot but no joy.
Built staying out of range there.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bapp throws a body shot but no joy.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Built in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Bapp misses with an uppercut. Built saw that one coming.
Bapp throws a body punch but Built moves out of range.
Bapp swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a slapping leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bapp misses with a hook. Built ducked under it nicely.
Built was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Built walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bapp lands with a cross.
Bapp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Built appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Scotty Bapp dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Bapp throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Built sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bapp lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bapp throws the left hand but Built avoids the punch easily.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Bapp ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Built moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bapp. Built does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bapp misses with a wild body shot.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Built steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bapp.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bapp throws a hook but Built avoids it easily.
Bapp lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Built avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Built keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bapp is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Built.
Bapp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Built flicks out a counter leg kick but Bapp steps away.
Bapp throws a jab but it's blocked by Built.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bapp connects with a right hand. Built shakes it off.
Built uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bapp.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp misses with an uppercut. Built saw that one coming.
Built was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Built uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bapp.
Bapp misses the shot to the body.
Built flicks out a counter leg kick but Bapp steps away.
A jab lands there for Bapp.
Bapp scores with a nice right hand.
Bapp misses with a wild body shot.
Bapp works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Yormomza Built has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bapp. Built does a little dance to reset his feet.
Built slips a straight right by Bapp.
Built appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bapp throws a body punch but Built moves out of range.
Bapp misses with a straight left.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Bapp lands a nice hook to Built's body. Built takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bapp takes a swing at Built's ribcage but misses.
Built flicks out a counter leg kick but Bapp steps away.
Built moves away from the strike by Bapp.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bapp looks to land a left hand but Built moved out of range nicely.
Built keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A jab from Bapp misses.
Bapp fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Built takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bapp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Built only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Bapp throws a body punch but Built moves out of range.
Bapp misses with an uppercut.
Built uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bapp.
Built feints a counter leg kick.
Bapp looks to throw the jab but Built is out of range.
Built tries a quick counter leg kick but Bapp is wise to it.
Bapp misses with a straight right.
Bapp backing away here, and Built unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bapp connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bapp throws a body shot but no joy.
Bapp with a hook.
Built ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Scotty Bapp is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bapp connects with a jab.
Bapp lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bapp throws a looping overhand right but Built ducks down to avoid it.
Built takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bapp scores with a punch to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bapp misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a good low kick that Bapp was not able to check.
Bapp throws out a loose jab but Built uses good head movement to avoid it.
Built follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Bapp lands a jab to the nose.
Bapp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Built flicks out a counter leg kick but Bapp steps away.
Nice defenses there by Built.
Built steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bapp.
Built was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bapp misses the shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Scotty Bapp showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bapp has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:25
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:25
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Scotty Bapp!
During a confident post fight interview, Scotty Bapp thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.