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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between penis torto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon Wallabees (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). penis torto has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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168 lbs
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179 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Good takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, penis torto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brandon Wallabees!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Illya Tyunina and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wallabees tries for a takedown but torto sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
torto looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
torto clinches up against the cage.
Wallabees tries for a takedown. No joy.
torto breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wallabees looks for a takedown but torto sprawls well.
penis torto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brandon Wallabees.
torto ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
torto tries to clinch there but Wallabees circles away.
Wallabees tries to clinch there but torto circles away.
Wallabees is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
torto is looking to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wallabees keeps the fight on the outside.
Wallabees tries to clinch up but torto circles away and keeps his distance.
Wallabees darts in and clinches torto up against the cage.
Wallabees tries for a takedown. No joy.
Wallabees drops down looking for an ankle pick but torto pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
torto looks to clinch
and Wallabees counters with a single leg into guard. torto didn't expect that.
Wallabees gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
torto moves into the clinch.
Wallabees is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
torto managing to block the knees to the body from Wallabees.
torto is trying to break free.
Wallabees fails to pull the fight into his guard.
torto avoiding damage as Wallabees throws knees to the body.
Wallabees is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Wallabees has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. torto is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
torto is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wallabees has had enough of the clinch but torto keeps him there for the moment.
Wallabees jumps guard but torto stands there with Wallabees around his waist. Wallabees gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
torto wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wallabees pulls guard effortlessly.
torto has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
torto gets to his feet. Wallabees looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wallabees pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
torto tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
torto drives through and clinches with Wallabees against the cage.
torto gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Wallabees.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wallabees can't get the takedown.
Wallabees tries to pull guard but torto won't allow it.
Wallabees tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
torto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
torto tries to clinch but Wallabees moves out of range.
A combination from torto does no damage.
Wallabees swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wallabees has a takedown stuffed.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
torto closes the distance and clinches.
torto breaks the clinch.
Wallabees tries to clinch up
and torto counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wallabees wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but torto has him pressed against the cage.
torto breaks the clinch.
torto clinches but Wallabees breaks the clinch
and Wallabees counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in torto's guard now.
Wallabees tries to free his leg and advance position but torto is retaining full guard.
torto keeping moving, preventing Wallabees from controlling successfully.
torto is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wallabees is controlling him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wallabees not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
torto wants to get back to his feet but Wallabees is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Wallabees not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
torto is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wallabees is controlling him.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
torto keeping full guard, as Wallabees tries to pass.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Wallabees misses with a takedown attempt - torto sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brandon Wallabees dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
torto tries to close the distance and clinch but Wallabees swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wallabees bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Wallabees in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Wallabees taking a breather here.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Wallabees prevents torto from escaping the position.
Wallabees stands up and beckons torto to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wallabees shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Wallabees showed some decent athleticism there.
torto is trying to stand.
torto might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wallabees decides to return to a standing position.
Wallabees tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and torto counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A head punch on the inside from Wallabees fails to land.
torto keeps control of Wallabees as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wallabees misses with a body punch.
torto breaks the clinch.
Wallabees tries for a takedown but torto circles away easily
and torto counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wallabees jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as torto walks away with a smile on his face. Wallabees gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wallabees wants to clinch
and torto counters by clinching up.
torto breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wallabees shoots in and bounces torto off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Wallabees controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Wallabees prevents torto from getting back to his feet.
torto uses the cage to get back to his feet.
torto scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
torto wants to clinch.
Wallabees keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from torto.
Wallabees clinches up against the cage.
torto breaks from the clinch.
A shot to the body from Wallabees misses
and torto counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by torto.
torto breaks from the clinch.
Wallabees shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says torto as he avoids it easily.
penis torto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brandon Wallabees.
Wallabees circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wallabees closes this distance looking for a takedown but torto circles away.
Wallabees looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? torto is fending him off so far but Wallabees persists. Nope, torto circles away and we're back to standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
torto tries to clinch but Wallabees is having none of it.
torto gets a clinch.
torto breaks from the clinch.
Wallabees avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wallabees looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
torto wants to clinch.
Wallabees shoots in but torto avoids the takedown attempt easily.
torto tries to close the distance and clinch but Wallabees swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brandon Wallabees showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Wallabees misses with a head kick.
Wallabees shoots in looking for a takedown. torto tries to sprawl out of it but Wallabees keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. torto manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
torto breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wallabees has his takedown stuffed
and torto counters by moving into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wallabees fails to pull the fight into his guard.
penis torto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brandon Wallabees.
torto escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wallabees wants to clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
torto is looking to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
torto closes the distance and clinches.
torto is trying to maintain a safe position but Wallabees gets an underhook and turns torto into the cage.
torto on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
torto breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
torto takes the fight into the clinch.
Wallabees is looking for a takedown up against the cage. torto gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
torto just leaning against Wallabees, taking a breather.
torto breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wallabees slips a jab and a cross from torto.
Wallabees just misses with a punch to the body.
torto tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice sprawl there from torto as Wallabees shoots in.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wallabees shoots and misses
and torto counters by clinching up.
torto breaks the clinch.
torto tries to clinch up
and Wallabees moves into the clinch.
torto escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
torto is looking to clinch but Wallabees is avoiding it.
Wallabees tries to bum rush torto with a series of wild strikes but torto uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
torto tries to clinch
and Wallabees holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
torto breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wallabees fails with the takedown
and torto connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wallabees looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wallabees feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
torto is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wallabees is controlling him.
Wallabees thows a big elbow that misses.
torto keeping moving, preventing Wallabees from controlling successfully.
Wallabees won't allow torto to get back to his feet.
torto pushes Wallabees off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
torto wants to clinch up but Wallabees keeps it at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wallabees misses with a takedown attempt
and torto counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
torto escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
torto wants to clinch but Wallabees slips to the side
and Wallabees counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
torto tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wallabees swats him away and circles back towards the center.
torto clinches up against the cage.
torto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
torto moves into the clinch.
torto effectively controlling the action here.
torto breaks from the clinch.
Wallabees fails with the takedown
and torto counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by torto.
Wallabees goes for a takedown in the clinch but torto prevents it.
penis torto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Brandon Wallabees is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
torto escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
And that's the end of the fight!
penis torto showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Wallabees has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 28:29
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brandon Wallabees!
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