PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hopkin Bohn (ranked 4429 p4p, 4308 weight class) and Jerry Goon (ranked 403 p4p, 393 weight class). Bohn comes to the cage accompanied by WET WET WET. Jerry Goon has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Bohn
vs
Goon

163 cm
24
144
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
25
145
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hopkin Bohn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jerry Goon!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Steve Montenegro and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goon lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Goon.
Bohn needs to keep his hands up - Goon had a free shot at his head there.

Bohn is rocked!
Goon fakes the body blow, causing Bohn to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Bohn goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jerry Goon!
In defeat, Hopkin Bohn stepped up to the mic, saying 'Perhaps I was the sussy baka all along'.