PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rovert Sitham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Zizzmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sitham comes to the cage accompanied by Pour some sugar on me. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Sitham
vs
Zizzmen

225 cm
18
255 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
225 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Nice elbows
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rovert Sitham!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joey Zizzmen!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zizzmen drops Sitham with a big left hand and mounts him. Sitham is in big trouble!

Sitham is rocked!
Sitham tries to lock up and control but Zizzmen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Oh Sitham is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sitham tries to improve his position but instead Zizzmen has taken his back!
Sitham seems to have got his legs back now.
Sitham trying to get back to his feet but Zizzmen is in full control for now.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sitham tries to roll but Zizzmen sticks to his back.
Sitham trying to control but not successfully.
Sitham has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sitham can't escape the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Sitham wants to control his opponent's hands but Zizzmen gets his hands free.
Sitham is trying to stand back up.
Sitham turns into Zizzmen and is now in his guard.
Sitham trying to stand up but can't free himself from Zizzmen's guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.

Zizzmen gets a clinch.
A short left from Zizzmen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen lands with a left to the head.
Zizzmen stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Zizzmen avoiding damage as Sitham throws knees to the body.
Sitham really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Zizzmen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Zizzmen lands a nice uppercut.
Zizzmen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Zizzmen scores with a shot to the side of Sitham's head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sitham backwards.
Zizzmen works on Sitham's body with a couple of short punches.
Sitham is breathing heavily.
Zizzmen manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Sitham stalling in the clinch but Zizzmen improves position.
Sitham looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zizzmen lands with a short shot to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen is leaning against Sitham and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A short uppercut from Zizzmen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen avoids the elbow strike from Sitham, against the cage.
Zizzmen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Zizzmen lands a left hand.
Zizzmen lands an uppercut.
Zizzmen slows down the pace here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Zizzmen.
A nice right hand lands inside from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zizzmen creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Sitham's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Sitham drops to his knees and Zizzmen pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joey Zizzmen!