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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saint George (ranked 2719 p4p, 4658 weight class) and Misha Hasselhoff (ranked 368 p4p, 585 weight class). Saint George could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Misha Hasselhoff's chin.
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Saint George!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Misha Hasselhoff!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Phil Schofield and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasselhoff wants to clinch up but George keeps it at a distance.
Both fighters circling a little - Hasselhoff finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hasselhoff cracks a nice hook into George's ribs.
George throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the side of George's head but George sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A quick step to the side and George tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Donk. Hasselhoff catches George right on the button with a cross.
Hasselhoff scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by George.
George on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff obviously looking to wear him down.
George takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
George blocks a jab.
Hasselhoff changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
George misses the shot to the body.
George tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but George manages to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from George.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hasselhoff! But no joy.
George lands a jab to the nose.
George takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hasselhoff tests George's chin there with a solid looking shot.
George checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
George slips a jab from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff blocks the body kick.
Hasselhoff moves out of range as George strikes.
Hasselhoff loads up on a big right hand but George slips the punch.
Hasselhoff slips under a jab.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab. George acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hasselhoff stuns George with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
George is looking to counter with head kicks.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and George cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
George on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
George looks to land a left hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range nicely.
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
George uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but George moved out of range.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Hasselhoff.
As Hasselhoff tries to get set, George tries to push him back and clinch up but Hasselhoff manages to avoid the attempt.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by George.
George lands a head shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hasselhoff.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as George blocks the low kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping left.
A quick step to the side and George tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hasselhoff lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and George has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from George and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
George bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
As Hasselhoff backs away, George returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
George takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but George is having none of it.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
George rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps George thinking.
George throws a body punch but Hasselhoff moves out of range.
George ducks under a wild hook from Hasselhoff.
George takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hasselhoff has George up against the cage in a clinch.
George lands a nice uppercut.
George misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
George scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch.
Hasselhoff connects with a looping right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
George walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheers as George lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hasselhoff doesn't seem phased though.
Hasselhoff pivots, looking for a leg kick but George is out of range and Hasselhoff settles back down.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but George sees it coming and moves out of range.
George closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hasselhoff tries a low kick but George avoids it.
Hasselhoff connects with a body shot that sends George's belly button to the back.
Hasselhoff connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between George's hands.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jab, jab by George - just one landing.
Hasselhoff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and George has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by George.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
That's time! George's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
George was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff stuns George with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
George swats away the attempt to clinch by Hasselhoff.
George is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
George slips a jab from Hasselhoff.
A bone on bone clash there as George blocks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hasselhoff throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
George uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff misses the jab.
George is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff needs to keep his hands up - George had a free shot at his head there.
A jab from George finds it's way through Hasselhoff's defenses.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick but George moves out of range.
George takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but George moves away.
Good work by George as he checks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but George moves away.
George misses with a body punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a thumping low kick.
A slow jab from George misses its intended target.
Hasselhoff clinches.
George has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Hasselhoff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Georges head.
George is trying to break the clinch but Hasselhoff is controlling him.
Nice body punch from George.
Hasselhoff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
George lands a nice uppercut.
George working some nice short punches in the clinch.
George blocking some punches.
A short right from George.
George lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff is leaning against George and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
George misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hasselhoff throws a punch but it's blocked by George.
George fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
George has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
George is trying to force a seperation but Hasselhoff has the dominant position.
A short body shot lands from Hasselhoff as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff is pushing George up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hasselhoff lands a right hand that snaps the head of George backwards.
Hasselhoff cracks George with a nice body shot.
George's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right handed body shot lands from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries to work over George's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff lands with a right to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hasselhoff.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hasselhoff.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff lands a right hand.
George swings away with an uppercut that misses.
George wants to break free but Hasselhoff has control.
Hasselhoff prevents a body shot from George.
A right hook to the body lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff digs a right hand underneath George's ribcage. George let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hasselhoff scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of George backwards.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
George breaks from the clinch.
George looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Hasselhoff thumps George with a low kick.
George takes one to the chin there.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hasselhoff cracks George with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
George is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff lands a jab to George's midsection.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff lands a nice shot to the body.
Hasselhoff connects with a solid leg kick.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hasselhoff jabs George right on the nose. George blinks but takes it well.
George moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
George tries to land a front kick but Hasselhoff steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
George jabs Hasselhoff to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking body shot.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but George moves out of range.
George is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
George defending well as Hasselhoff loads up on a big left hand.
Hasselhoff avoids the body shot from George.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Misha Hasselhoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Hasselhoff dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on George. That did some damage!
George on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
George checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hasselhoff slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hasselhoff looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking body shot.
George throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Hasselhoff.
George takes a head kick and keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but George moves away.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch.
George looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff lands a left and a right that send George crashing to the mat, dazed. Hasselhoff thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Oh George is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
It looks like Saint George has been cut.
George looks to score with a jab to the body but Hasselhoff is just out of range.
Hasselhoff cracks a nice hook into George's ribs.
Hasselhoff connects with the punch.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick which misses George's front leg but catches the back leg as George tries to avoid it.
George throws a half hearted mid kick.
George looks up at the clock. Bad move! Hasselhoff lands a right hand from hell, dropping George. Hasselhoff pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Misha Hasselhoff!
A very excited looking Misha Hasselhoff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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RATING
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