PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Constantin Niculescu (ranked 2492 p4p, 3047 weight class) and Meluv Bigtitties (ranked 318 p4p, 389 weight class). Bigtitties comes into a darkened arena with his song building. JOE WALSH - I LIKE BIG TITS kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Meluv Bigtitties has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Constantin Niculescu's chin.

Niculescu
vs
Bigtitties

183 cm
21
205
6 - 3 - 0

194 cm
21
205
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR
Urban Fighter

PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Constantin Niculescu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Meluv Bigtitties!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Richard Clark and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Niculescu moves out of range as Bigtitties strikes.
Niculescu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bigtitties.
Niculescu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bigtitties misses with an uppercut.
Niculescu staying out of range there.
Niculescu half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bigtitties throws a jab but it's blocked by Niculescu.
Bigtitties misses with a straight left.
A big left from Bigtitties misses.
A swing and a miss from Bigtitties.
Bigtitties keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Niculescu slips under a jab from Bigtitties.
Niculescu attempts a counter takedown but Bigtitties avoids it well and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bigtitties with a jab.
Niculescu moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Niculescu lands a jab to the nose.
Meluv Bigtitties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Niculescu moves away from the strike by Bigtitties.
Bigtitties takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Meluv Bigtitties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Niculescu darts in looking for a takedown but Bigtitties gets double underhooks and turns Niculescu into the cage.
Bigtitties lands a left hand that snaps the head of Niculescu backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Niculescu.
Bigtitties blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bigtitties stops a takedown attempt from Niculescu.
Bigtitties has had enough of the clinch but Niculescu keeps him there for the moment.
Niculescu takes a shot to the head.
Niculescu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Bigtitties manages to break the clinch.
Bigtitties throws a hook but Niculescu blocks it.
Niculescu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bigtitties.
Bigtitties jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Bigtitties misses the target.
Bigtitties lands with an overhand left.
Bigtitties throws a big shot that misses.
Bigtitties has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Bigtitties throws the left hand but Niculescu avoids the punch easily.
Niculescu attempts a counter takedown but Bigtitties avoids it well and moves away.
Niculescu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bigtitties might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bigtitties swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bigtitties looks to land a right hand but Niculescu moved out of range.
Niculescu changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

Niculescu drives through with a takedown into Bigtitties's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

Bigtitties has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Niculescu has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Niculescu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Niculescu has a couple of punches blocked by Bigtitties.

Bigtitties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bigtitties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Niculescu defending well as Bigtitties loads up on a big left hand.
Bigtitties throws a hook to the side of Niculescu's head but Niculescu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Niculescu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bigtitties.
Niculescu drops down looking for a counter takedown but Bigtitties sprawls and moves away.
Niculescu tries for a takedown but Bigtitties sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Constantin Niculescu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bigtitties looks to land a right hand but Niculescu moved out of range.
Bigtitties misses the jab.
Niculescu attempts a counter takedown but Bigtitties avoids it well and moves away.
Bigtitties looks to throw the jab but Niculescu is out of range.
Good shot there by Bigtitties.

It looks like Constantin Niculescu has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bigtitties misses with a straight right.
Bigtitties misses with a hook. Niculescu ducked under it nicely.
Niculescu attempts a counter takedown but Bigtitties avoids it well and moves away.
Good exchange - Bigtitties coming out on top.
Niculescu scores with a nice right hand.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Bigtitties enables Niculescu to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bigtitties manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Niculescu wants to pass the guard but Bigtitties is keeping the position.
Niculescu won't allow Bigtitties to sweep him here.
Niculescu trying to control but Bigtitties is working from the bottom.
Bigtitties working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Niculescu.
Niculescu wants to control from the top but Bigtitties keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Niculescu slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Bigtitties pulls Niculescu in to control the position.
Niculescu chips away with some ground and pound.
Niculescu tries to free his leg and advance position but Bigtitties is retaining full guard.
Niculescu content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Niculescu with a nice head shot there.
Bigtitties looking to hit a scissor sweep but Niculescu is one step ahead there.
Niculescu sitting in guard, not really doing much.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Meluv Bigtitties dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Constantin Niculescu's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Niculescu drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Niculescu with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bigtitties to score with a decent uppercut.

Niculescu drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Niculescu wants to control but Bigtitties is keeping him busy.
Niculescu looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Bigtitties is avoiding damage well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Niculescu throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Niculescu controlling the position from side mount.
Bigtitties is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Niculescu takes a little break here. Bigtitties wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Bigtitties tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Constantin Niculescu overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Niculescu tries to move to mount but Bigtitties blocks the move with his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Niculescu wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bigtitties keeps working.
Niculescu has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Niculescu ducks under a wild hook from Bigtitties.
Bigtitties scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bigtitties misses with an uppercut.
Bigtitties rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

so Niculescu counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Niculescu tries to free his leg and advance position but Bigtitties is retaining full guard.
Bigtitties managing to control the position.
Niculescu wants to control from the top but Bigtitties keeps moving.
Niculescu in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Niculescu trying to control but Bigtitties is working from the bottom.
Bigtitties has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Niculescu slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Bigtitties lands with a cross.
Bigtitties swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Niculescu.

Niculescu scores with a takedown into Bigtitties's guard.
Niculescu wants to control from the top but Bigtitties keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Niculescu is standing up over Bigtitties. Bigtitties looks to escape but Niculescu dives into side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Meluv Bigtitties will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Constantin Niculescu's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

A swing and a miss from Bigtitties.

Bigtitties feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Niculescu sprawling to the canvas! Niculescu rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Bigtitties finish him?!
Bigtitties drops Niculescu with a straight right hand, right on the button! Bigtitties follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Meluv Bigtitties!
A victorious Meluv Bigtitties thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.