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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 162 p4p, 282 weight class) and Titus Lesnar (ranked 28 p4p, 50 weight class). Lesnar has chosen Next Big Thing as his entrance music. Needle Dick is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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11 - 1 - 0 |
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Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Needle Dick!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Titus Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar avoids the body shot from Dick.
Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dick pinned against the cage. Dick gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lesnar tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dick defends well and Lesnar ends up having to push Dick into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Lesnar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
Lesnar avoids the body shot from Dick.
Lesnar gets a clinch.
Lesnar breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lesnar slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lesnar.
Lesnar walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dick cracks Lesnar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
It looks like Titus Lesnar has been cut.
Dick misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Lesnar is out of range.
Lesnar is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Dick thuds a left hand into Lesnar's body.
Needle Dick is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lesnar drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Dick defends it well.
Dick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lesnar changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dick misses with a right hand
and Lesnar counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Lesnar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Dick defending well though.
Dick on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dick tries to get out of the position.
Lesnar not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Dick knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lesnar on the ground.
Lesnar is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Lesnar frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Lesnar tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar looking to finish with strikes here!
Lesnar throws some wild stikes that Dick manages to avoid easily.
Dick is trying desperately to improve position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
BOOM! Lesnar connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Dick gets back to half guard.
Dick avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lesnar.
Lesnar thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dick's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
Lesnar winds up and cracks Dick with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Lesnar controlling the action here.
Dick is trying to maintain the position but Lesnar is very close to passing his half guard.
Lesnar is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Dick blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lesnar.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dick avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lesnar.
Lesnar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Dick defending well though.
Lesnar throwing shots but Dick is blocking nicely.
Nice strikes from Lesnar there.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
Lesnar seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dick does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Lesnar not doing much here.
Dick blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lesnar.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Titus Lesnar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Titus Lesnar's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Lesnar takes the fight into the clinch.
Lesnar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dick misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lesnar's efforts to push away.
Lesnar's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lesnar fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A big left from Dick misses.
Needle Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick moves into the clinch.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lesnar wants a takedown but no success here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lesnars head.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Lesnar controls the action.
Dick tries to throw a body punch but Lesnar avoids it by throwing Dick back against the cage.
Dick tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lesnar's elbow.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Lesnar controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lesnar is trying to maintain a safe position but Dick gets an underhook and turns Lesnar into the cage.
Dick tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
Dick tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Lesnar controls his hands.
Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A body shot lands from Dick.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lesnar's elbow.
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lesnar has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Dick after a bit of a struggle.
Needle Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Titus Lesnar.
Lesnar blocks a body shot from Dick.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dick as Lesnar tries to tie him up.
Lesnar is trying to drag Dick to the mat but Dick just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Lesnar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lesnar breaks from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick moves into the clinch successfully.
Lesnar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dick digs a right hand into Lesnar's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lesnar's gas tank.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lesnar's elbow.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Dick makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Needle Dick has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lesnar tries to score a body lock takedown but Dick shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dick misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lesnar blocks a body shot from Dick.
Dick tries to work over Lesnar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Lesnar controls his hands.
Dick pushes Lesnar back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dick lands a body shot.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Lesnar controls the action.
Dick lands a hook that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Dick lands a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick tries to throw a body punch but Lesnar avoids it by throwing Dick back against the cage.
Lesnar blocks a body shot from Dick.
A right hook to the body lands for Dick.
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
Dick gets through Lesnar's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short body shot lands from Dick as the two fighters clinch.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Lesnar controls his hands.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dick misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnar swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Dick.
Lesnar prevents a body shot from Dick.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.
Dick lands a shot to the body.
Dick misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lesnar's elbow.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Dick lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dick.
Dick lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Dick scores with a shot to the side of Lesnar's head.
Lesnar prevents a body shot from Dick.
Dick is working Lesnar over against the cage.
Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dick misses with a body punch.
Lesnar blocks a body shot from Dick.
Dick lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lesnar's elbow.
Dick tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick lands a body shot.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
Dick misses with a body punch.
Dick misses with a body punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Needle Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Titus Lesnar's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Dick bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lesnar's head backwards.
We've been told by Dick's head coaches at Hardcore Island MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dick connects with a jab.
That has opened up Titus Lesnar's cut even more.
Dick is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dick gets a clinch.
Lesnar is trying to maintain a safe position but Dick gets an underhook and turns Lesnar into the cage.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lesnar's elbow.
Lesnar is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dick is keeping busy.
Lesnar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Lesnar tries to break the clinch but Dick is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lesnar stalls.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lesnar is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Lesnar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dick.
Good body shot from Dick.
Dick tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lesnar or not.
Good body shot from Dick.
A right handed body shot lands from Dick.
Dick lands with a short shot to the head.
A short body shot lands from Dick as the two fighters clinch.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Lesnar controls his hands.
A left hand lands to the body for Dick.
Dick lands a body shot.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick cracks Lesnar with a nice body shot.
Dick throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dick lands a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Dick.
Dick lands with a short shot to the head.
Dick lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Dick.
Lesnar tries to circle away but Dick has him pinned against the cage.
Dick lands a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dick pushes Lesnar back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The cut above Titus Lesnar's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Dick - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Dick.
Dick digs a right hand into Lesnar's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lesnar's gas tank.
Lesnar swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lesnar.
Dick digs a right hand into Lesnar's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lesnar's gas tank.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick is working Lesnar over against the cage.
Dick is leaning against Lesnar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dick pushes Lesnar back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dick lands a body shot.
A short body shot lands from Dick as the two fighters clinch.
Lesnar blocks a body shot from Dick.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick tries to throw a body punch but Lesnar avoids it by throwing Dick back against the cage.
Dick throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Dick lands an uppercut.
Dick misses with a body punch.
Dick tries to work over Lesnar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lesnar is looking to take this one to the mat.
Dick lands with a right to the head.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lesnar's elbow.
Dick lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Dick scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Titus Lesnar's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Dick misses with a punch to the body.
Good body shot from Dick.
A short body shot lands from Dick as the two fighters clinch.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick pushes Lesnar back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dick makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick tries to throw a body punch but Lesnar avoids it by throwing Dick back against the cage.
Lesnar is trying to break the clinch but Dick is controlling him.
Lesnar drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dick gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Needle Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Titus Lesnar.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.
Dick scores with a nice hook to the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Titus Lesnar's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Needle Dick!
Needle Dick retains his heavyweight title!
Needle Dick really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Beachside Supplements logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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