PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Fun AIDs (ranked 4594 p4p, 4604 weight class) and Gay Homo (ranked 514 p4p, 512 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

AIDs
vs
Homo

188 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Fun AIDs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gay Homo!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
AIDs throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Homo throws a leg kick but AIDs moved away.
AIDs checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AIDs tries a low kick but Homo avoids it.
AIDs thows a leg kick but Homo checks it
and Homo counters with an inside leg kick.
Homo checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Homo only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Homo attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Homo throws a chopping leg kick but AIDs manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
AIDs throws a low kick, looking for Homo's leg but Homo calmly moves out of range.
Homo flicks out a counter leg kick but AIDs steps away.
An inside leg kick from Homo misses.
AIDs feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
AIDs avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gay Homo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Homo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 9:10
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 9:10
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gay Homo!