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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Whocares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beeb Beyondo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Whocares's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Megadeth - Killing is my business. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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200 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Whocares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beeb Beyondo!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beyondo fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Whocares circles away from the clinch attempt.
Beyondo shoots in and drives through. Whocares sprawls well.
A clash of legs there as Whocares blocks the low kick.
Whocares doesn't manage to clinch there - Beyondo circles away.
Whocares lands with a kick to the temple. Beyondo shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Beyondo drives through with a takedown into guard.
Whocares tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Whocares is working hard here to advance position.
Whocares throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Whocares scores with a short punch from the bottom.
Whocares not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Whocares throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beyondo stopping the sweep attempt from Whocares.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Beyondo has managed to clinch.
Whocares misses with an elbow over the top.
Beyondo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Whocares throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
No luck for Beyondo with that takedown attempt.
Bobby Whocares has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beeb Beyondo.
Whocares connects with a high kick.
Beyondo blocks a head kick by Whocares.
Whocares throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Whocares misses with a few strikes there.
Beyondo shoots for a takedown but Whocares saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Beyondo wants to clinch
and Whocares counters with a one-two to the body.
Beyondo shoots and misses
and Whocares counters with a head kick.
Beyondo looks gassed!
Whocares clinches with his opponent.
Whocares lands a nice knee to the body.
Whocares breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A head kick from Whocares lands but Beyondo takes it in his stride.
Whocares tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Whocares tries to clinch but Beyondo is having none of it.
Beyondo thumps Whocares with a low kick.
Beyondo takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whocares throws a sloppy head kick and Beyondo moves out of range easily.
Beyondo shoots and misses
and Whocares counters by clinching up.
Whocares breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Beyondo shoots in looking for a takedown. Whocares tries to sprawl out of it but Beyondo keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Whocares manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Whocares closes the distance and pushes Beyondo back into the cage.
Whocares lands an elbow inside.
Beyondo drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Whocares gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Whocares lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Nice elbow from Whocares.
Whocares lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Beyondo takes an elbow to the temple.
Beyondo is looking to control Whocares's arms but Whocares gets an underhook and turns him. Now Beyondo has his back to the cage.
Whocares scores with a shot to the side of Beyondo's head.
Whocares breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Whocares drives through and clinches with Beyondo against the cage.
Whocares escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Beyondo sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby Whocares dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Whocares lands a head kick!
Beyondo will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Whocares instigates a clinch.
Beyondo can't break the clinch.
Beyondo takes an elbow to the temple.
Beyondo can't find room to land a body shot as Whocares controls the action.
Whocares's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whocares is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Beyondo is breathing heavily.
Whocares throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Whocares connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beyondo fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Whocares fails with an attempt to clinch.
A low kick from Beyondo is predictable there
and Whocares counters with a head kick. That will keep Beyondo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Whocares closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Whocares lands in his opponent's guard.
Whocares working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Beyondo's head.
Whocares lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Whocares has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Whocares scoring with punches to the head and body.
Beyondo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Whocares.
Beyondo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whocares passes into half guard.
Beyondo wants to control but Whocares is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Whocares is nestled in close to Beyondo, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nice strikes from Whocares there.
Beyondo is concentrating on defense, preventing Whocares from advancing position.
Beyondo manages to get to full guard.
Beyondo avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whocares with a flurry of punches that miss.
Beyondo is trying to control the position but Whocares postures up.
Whocares postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Whocares with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Beyondo working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Whocares doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Whocares manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Whocares is looking to stand up but Beyondo won't let him.
Beyondo keeping full guard, as Whocares tries to pass.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Beyondo forces Whocares back against the cage and clinches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Beyondo wants to break free but Whocares has control.
Whocares gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Beyondo.
Bobby Whocares has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beeb Beyondo.
Whocares's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Beyondo changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Whocares looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Whocares being controlled for a moment.
Beyondo stands up and beckons Whocares to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby Whocares dominated that second round.
That's time! Whocares's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Whocares changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Beyondo looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Beyondo regains half guard.
Beyondo wants to get back to full guard.
Beyondo is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Whocares is nestled in close to Beyondo, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Beyondo on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Whocares prevents Beyondo from standing back up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Beyondo tries to get to full guard but Whocares has control of the leg.
Whocares lands with a punch from half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whocares with the ground and pound but Beyondo uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Whocares stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Beyondo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Beyondo throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Whocares trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Beyondo is on top in guard.
Beyondo tries to free his leg and advance position but Whocares is retaining full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Beyondo trying to control the position from guard on top but Whocares is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Beyondo would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Beyondo trying to control but Whocares is working from the bottom.
Beyondo won't allow Whocares to sweep him here.
Whocares has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Beyondo should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Whocares has tightened it up now! Beyondo should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Bobby Whocares!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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