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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fekkus Lasombra (ranked 1200 p4p, 2047 weight class) and Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 190 p4p, 307 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fekkus Lasombra!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lasombra on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
It looks like Fekkus Lasombra has been cut.
Lasombra blocks a leg kick.
Bitch Tits walks into a straight right hand from Lasombra.
Lasombra displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch Tits throws out the jab.
Lasombra walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Lasombra is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lasombra avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lasombra.
Lasombra misses with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lasombra steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bitch Tits.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Decent striking displayed by Bitch Tits there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lasombra. Bitch Tits does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch Tits chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lasombra misses with a wild body shot.
Bitch Tits moves away from the strike by Lasombra.
Bitch Tits takes a swing at Lasombra's ribcage but misses.
Lasombra uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits looks to land a left hand but Lasombra moved out of range nicely.
Lasombra tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch Tits was well out of range. Poor timing from Lasombra.
Bitch Tits throws a body shot but no joy.
Bitch Tits staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch Tits connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lasombra's hands.
Lasombra lands an overhand right.
Bitch Tits misses the body punch
and Lasombra counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bitch Tits needs to keep his hands up - Lasombra had a free shot at his head there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bitch Tits. Lasombra does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lasombra lands with an uppercut that bounces Bitch Tits off the cage and back into range.
Bitch Tits throws a looping overhand right but Lasombra ducks down to avoid it.
Lasombra is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bitch Tits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lasombra.
Bitch Tits walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lasombra checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bitch Tits throws a body punch but Lasombra moves out of range.
Lasombra drops his hands momentarily and Bitch Tits takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lasombra moves forwards but Bitch Tits connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lasombra slips a jab from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits cracks Lasombra with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Lasombra falls to his knees and Bitch Tits doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cheif Bitch Tits!
Cheif Bitch Tits is the new middleweight champion!
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hype
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pop
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