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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ram Rocker (ranked 3105 p4p, 2163 weight class) and Brick Shithouse (ranked 395 p4p, 299 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Rocker might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Feuer Frei!. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Ram Rocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse blocks a low kick nicely.
Ram Rocker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Shithouse takes a swing at Rocker's ribcage but misses.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rocker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shithouse moves away.
Shithouse punishes Rocker's body with a nice straight punch.
Rocker loads up on a big right hand but Shithouse slips the punch.
Rocker connects with an inside leg kick.
Rocker throws a lazy right hand but Shithouse sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rocker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shithouse manages to avoid it.
Shithouse wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rocker misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rocker lands a nice looking body shot.
Rocker stuns Shithouse with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rocker misses with a hook.
Shithouse was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rocker. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rocker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Rocker looks to land a right hand but Shithouse moved out of range.
Rocker throws a hook but Shithouse avoids it easily.
Shithouse takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nice shot lands for Rocker.
Rocker throws a hook to the side of Shithouse's head but Shithouse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rocker defending well as Shithouse loads up on a big left hand.
Rocker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rocker throws a right hand that misses
and Shithouse counters with a nice kick to the body.
Rocker misses with a hook
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Ram Rocker has been cut.
Rocker throws a body shot but no joy.
It seemed like Shithouse was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Shithouse keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rocker.
Shithouse replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rocker blocks it well.
Rocker missing with a left hand there. Shithouse was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rocker swings widly with a right hand
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rocker, as that shot connected.
Rocker thumps Shithouse with a low kick.
Nice body kick from Shithouse.
Rocker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Shithouse digs a good hook to Rocker's body.
Rocker throws a lazy uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a nice uppercut.
Shithouse tests Rocker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rocker throws a half hearted mid kick.
Shithouse throws out a counter right but Rocker avoids it with no problem.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rocker misses with a straight right.
Rocker fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rocker throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse walks into a left hand.
Rocker throws a lazy uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a stiff right hand.
Ram Rocker's cut is getting worse.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Rocker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rocker connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Shithouse's hands.
Shithouse checks a leg kick.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rocker scores with a jab.
Rocker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Shithouse counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Rocker.
Shithouse dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rocker. That did some damage!
Rocker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good work by Shithouse as he checks the leg kick.
Shithouse appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shithouse scores with a hook to the body. Rocker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Rocker takes a swing at Shithouse's ribcage but misses.
Rocker works the jab nicely.
Shithouse throws a right hand that misses
and Rocker counters with an inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Rocker.
Rocker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Shithouse's head backwards.
A head kick by Shithouse misses
and Rocker counters with a slapping leg kick.
Rocker misses with an uppercut.
Rocker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Shithouse has time to react.
Rocker throws a combination. Shithouse tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rocker.
As Rocker backs off Shithouse throws a huge counter combo but Rocker manages to avoid it all.
Shithouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rocker was well out of range. Poor timing from Shithouse.
Rocker slips under a jab from Shithouse.
Rocker misses with a right hand
and Shithouse counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rocker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An inside leg kick lands from Shithouse.
Shithouse avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ram Rocker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ram Rocker's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Rocker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Shithouse throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rocker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rocker clobbers Shithouse with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Rocker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shithouse.
Rocker throws the left hand but Shithouse avoids the punch easily.
Rocker connects with the punch.
Rocker connects with a single shot there.
Shithouse takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Shithouse ducks under a wild hook from Rocker.
Ram Rocker is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rocker scores with a shot to the body.
Rocker scores with a hook.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Shithouse might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Rocker has got the better of the exchanges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Rocker misses its intended target.
Rocker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shithouse appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rocker.
Rocker connects with the punch.
Rocker throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse thuds his right hand into Rocker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Rocker throws a head kick but Shithouse moves out of range.
Rocker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rocker moves away from the strike by Shithouse.
Nice uppercut there from Shithouse.
Shithouse takes one on the button.
Rocker misses with a body shot.
Rocker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Rocker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Rocker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.
Rocker misses with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rocker stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rocker throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rocker manages to avoid it.
Rocker connects with a jab.
Shithouse takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Rocker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shithouse has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rocker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Rocker.
Rocker connects with the punch.
Rocker lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rocker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Shithouse throws a jab when Rocker was well out of range.
Rocker throws a hook to the side of Shithouse's head but Shithouse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rocker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Ram Rocker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nice cross by Shithouse.
Shithouse looks to land a body kick but Rocker moved away.
Rocker throws a low kick but it's checked well by Shithouse.
Shithouse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Shithouse swinging wildly here.
It looked like Rocker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shithouse moves away from the strike by Rocker.
Rocker throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab.
Shithouse throws a hook but Rocker avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rocker. Shithouse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shithouse motions for Rocker to come forward. Shithouse throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Shithouse lands the left hand.
Shithouse moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rocker's sensitive parts.
Shithouse throws a predictable looking body shot
and Rocker counters with an outside leg kick.
Rocker misses with a lunging right hand
and Shithouse counters with a low kick, right behind Rocker 's knee.
Rocker moves out of range of the body kick.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a left to the body.
Nice defenses there by Shithouse.
A telegraphed right hand from Rocker misses the target.
Shithouse flicks out a counter leg kick but Rocker steps away.
Shithouse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rocker.
Shithouse keeps Rocker at a distance using the push kick.
Shithouse takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rocker swings for the body but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rocker.
Shithouse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rocker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ram Rocker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ram Rocker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Shithouse tests Rocker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big left from Shithouse misses.
Shithouse takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rocker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Shithouse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rocker cracks Shithouse with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shithouse bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rocker's head.
Rocker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shithouse.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rocker in his tracks.
Rocker is rocked!
Jeez, Ram Rocker's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Shithouse attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Oh Rocker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shithouse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rocker throws a lazy head kick
and Shithouse counters with a crisp right that sends Rocker to the canvas! Shithouse follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!
A very excited looking Brick Shithouse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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