PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Cyber Bully (ranked 2068 p4p, 2134 weight class) and Cobweb Cooter (ranked 267 p4p, 275 weight class). Cooter is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Porch Honky. Cobweb Cooter has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Cyber Bully's chin.

Bully
vs
Cooter

176 cm
40
161
19 - 14 - 1

169 cm
37
157
19 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cyber Bully!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cobweb Cooter!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cooter misses with a series of wild punches.
Cooter misses with a shot to the body
and Bully counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cooter thinking.
Cooter thuds a left hand into Bully's body.
Bully misses with a hook. Cooter ducked under it nicely.
Cooter smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cooter keeps Bully at a distance using the push kick.
Cooter scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cobweb Cooter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bully wants to slow Cooter down by chopping away at his legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bully throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bully swings for the body but Cooter moves out of range.
Bully takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bully on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice body kick there by Cooter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooter lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bully will feel that in the morning.
Cooter throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bully half committed to a counter leg kick.
Bully works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cooter feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bullys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cooter moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Cooter shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bully eats them both and turns towards Cooter to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Bully takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cooter stuns Bully with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cooter lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cooter takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cooter scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cooter takes a swing at Bully's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cooter.
Bully thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cooter if he has to take too many more of those.
Bully throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cooter misses with a looping right.
Cooter digs a good body shot into Bully's ribs.
Bully throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cooter doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Cooter keeps Bully at a distance using the push kick.
Bully lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bully slips a straight right by Cooter.
Cooter throws a combination. Bully tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bully digs a good body shot into Cooter's ribs.
Cooter digs a good hook to Bully's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bully lands a nice looking body shot.
Cooter connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bully misses with a shot to the body
and Cooter counters with a left and a right that stings Bully.
Cooter lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bully takes a step back to recover.
Bully keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cooter.
A bone on bone clash there as Cooter blocks the leg kick.
Bully throws a big shot that misses.
Bully misses with a wild body shot.
Cooter thumps Bully with a low kick.
Bully looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Cooter throws a counter combo.
Cooter throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooter throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

Cooter decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Cooter lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cooter looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Bully is pressing down on Cooter's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Bully looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Bully definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cooter works over Bully with some ground and pound from guard.
Cooter pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bully is keeping the position for now.
Cooter wants to control from the top but Bully keeps moving.
Bully utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Cobweb Cooter dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Nice defenses there by Cooter.
Cooter has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cooter swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Bully to counter with a crisp jab.
Cooter throws a right hand that misses
and Bully counters with a right hand to the body.
Bully cracks Cooter with a right hand to the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cooter. Bully does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cooter looks to score with a jab to the body but Bully is just out of range.
Bully tries to work over Cooter's front leg with a kick but Cooter checks it.
Bully walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cooter throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cooter throws a body punch but Bully moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Bully tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cooter misses with a looping left.
Cooter looking to land some kicks to the body here.
As Cooter backs away, Bully returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Cooter's corner calls for a 1-2. Cooter obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bully defending well as Cooter loads up on a big left hand.
Bully slips a straight right by Cooter.
Nice body kick from Cooter.
Nice shot by Cooter.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bully lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cooter has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cooter and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cooter is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Cooter fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bully on the side of the head.
Cooter jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cooter.
Cooter lands a slapping body shot.
Cooter scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cooter has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Cooter checks a low kick from Bully.
Bully scores with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooter gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Bully counters with a left to the body.
Bully takes a swing at Cooter's ribcage but misses.
Bully will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bully's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cooter connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bully scrambles back to his feet.
Cooter takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cooter.
Bully throws out a loose jab but Cooter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cooter misses with a two punch combination.
Bully walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cooter checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cooter doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Cooter looks to land a left hand but Bully moved out of range nicely.
Bully half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bully pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cooter throws out a counter right but Bully avoids it with no problem.
Cooter tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooter throws a jab but it's blocked by Bully.
Bully throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bully throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cooter is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bully with a body shot.
Cooter tries to land a front kick but Bully steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bully was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cooter moves forwards but Bully connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nice uppercut there from Cooter.
Bully jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cooter walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bully checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cooter throws a jab but it's blocked by Bully.
Bully swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Bully.
Bully connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cooter goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cooter.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bully.
Bully throws a leg kick
and Cooter counters with a nice kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cooter looks to throw a body kick
and Bully counters with a nice body shot.
Bully is looking to chop away at Cooter's legs.
Cooter tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Cooter throws the left hand but Bully avoids the punch easily.
Cooter scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bully motions for Cooter to come forward. Bully throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bully missing with a left hand there. Cooter was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cobweb Cooter seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cooter cracks a nice hook into Bully's ribs.
Cooter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bully moves away.
Bully jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Cobweb Cooter showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Cooter throws a right hand that Bully ducks under and follows up with a left that Bully also avoids with ease.
Cooter throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bully misses with a low kick.
Bully is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cooter.
Bully is looking to wear down Cooter with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cooter throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bully!
Sloppy strikes from Cooter. Those never looked like landing.
Bully does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cooter throws a big shot that misses.
Cooter misses with a hook
and Bully makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Cooter really felt that one!
Bully keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bully on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bully throws out a powerful jab.
Bully connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cooter's hands.
Cooter misses with a body kick.
Cooter lands a jab to Bully's midsection.
Cooter scores with a jab. Bully acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cooter takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bully uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cooter.
Bully thows a leg kick but Cooter checks it

and Cooter counters with a single leg into guard. Bully didn't expect that.
Cooter postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bully is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cooter wants to control from the top but Bully keeps moving.
Bully is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooter wants to control from the top but Bully keeps moving.
Bully looking to control.
Cooter working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bully's head.
Bully manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Cooter manages to get himself to full guard.

We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bully postures up.
Cyber Bully has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cooter is looking to sweep but instead, Bully has passed into half guard.
Cooter works his way to full guard. Good work.
Cooter controlling Bully's posture.
Bully preventing the sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooter looking to control but Bully passes into half guard.

Bully seems to be looking for submissions.
Cooter blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bully.
Cobweb Cooter has got the better of the ground game so far.
Cooter is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bully scores with a couple of nice shots.
Cooter wants to get back to full guard but Bully has passed into side control.
Cooter is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Bully's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bully is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Cooter doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bully.
Cooter trying to hold on to Bully's head to control him but Bully postures up.
Cooter trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Bully manages to pass to mount!
Bully putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Cooter reaches up to try and control the position but Bully seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Cooter rolls and tries to escape and now Bully has his back!

And that's the end of the fight!
Cyber Bully showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cooter has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight for Cobweb Cooter!
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Cobweb Cooter!
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Cobweb Cooter!

Cobweb Cooter wins by unanimous decision!
Cobweb Cooter decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.