PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 2213 p4p, 3208 weight class) and Shayne Corson (ranked 304 p4p, 402 weight class). Brick Shithouse has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Shithouse
vs
Corson

174 cm
34
182
10 - 3 - 0

185 cm
47
178
33 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Shayne Corson!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Corson blocks a jab.
Corson feints the counter takedown.
Shithouse stuffs the takedown.
Corson fails with a takedown attempt.
Shithouse swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Left hook, right uppercut from Corson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Corson tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Corson tries for a takedown but Shithouse sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shayne Corson.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Corson.
Corson throws a looping overhand right but Shithouse ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Corson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Corson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Corson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Corson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Shithouse throws a quick counter kick to the body but Corson avoids it.
Corson is looking to clinch.
Shithouse jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Shithouse lands with an uppercut that bounces Corson off the cage and back into range.
Shithouse throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Shithouse looks to throw the jab but Corson is out of range.
Shithouse sets himself, and Corson steps forward looking for the clinch! Shithouse avoids it this time.
Corson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shithouse with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Corson moves out of range of the body kick.
Shithouse circles away from the clinch attempt.
Corson avoids the body shot from Shithouse.
Corson fails with the takedown.
It looked like Shithouse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shithouse lands a really nice looking cross but Corson seems unphased.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Corson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Shithouse misses with an attempted mid kick.
Shithouse lands with a hook. Corson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse throws a wild body kick that Corson sees coming a mile off.
Shithouse just misses with a punch to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Corson.
Jab by Shithouse.
We've been informed that Corson has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.

Corson instigates a clinch.
Shithouse swings wildly with an uppercut but Corson uses good head movement to avoid it.

Corson decides to pull guard.
Shithouse is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Corson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Shithouse can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Corson working a defensive guard here.
Shithouse has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Corson wants to sweep but no luck.
Corson being controlled here, momentarily.

Corson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Shithouse can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Shithouse throws a nice inside leg kick.
Shithouse throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The fighters circling - Shithouse throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Corson wants to clinch
and Shithouse counters with a stiff right hand.
Corson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Corson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Shithouse scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Corson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Shithouse pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Shithouse creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Shithouse escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Shayne Corson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shithouse throws a head kick that misses.
Shithouse keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Shithouse appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shayne Corson.
Shithouse lands with a cross.
Shithouse lands a nice looking body shot.
Shithouse throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Corson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Corson can do to turn this around?
Corson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Corson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Corson looks for a takedown but Shithouse sprawls well.
Shithouse feinted there with a counter leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Shithouse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Corson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Corson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Corson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Corson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Shithouse sprawls well. Shithouse wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Corson gets slowly back to his feet.
Shithouse throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Corson is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Shithouse wants it to stay on the feet.
Shithouse scores with a decent looking hook.
Corson tries to clinch up.

Corson has Shithouse up against the cage in a clinch.
Corson tries for a takedown but Shithouse manages to get underhooks.
Shithouse misses with some punches.
Shithouse lands with a light punch inside.
Corson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shithouse walks away with a smile on his face. Corson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Brick Shithouse is winning the standup battle so far.
Corson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Corson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Shithouse regains full guard. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shithouse can't keep his opponent in guard - Corson advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Corson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Shithouse is not content to let Corson control the position.
Shithouse wants to get back to full guard.
Corson is keen to just control but Shithouse is a slippery customer.
Shithouse trying to control from the bottom.
Shithouse gets back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Shithouse stuffs the takedown attempt from Corson. Corson gets slowly back to his feet.
As Corson backs away, Shithouse returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Shithouse jabs at Corson's body.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Corson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Shithouse defends it well.
Corson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
Shithouse throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shithouse looks for the body kick but Corson saw that one coming.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shithouse, as that shot connected.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Corson.
It looked like Shithouse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Corson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shayne Corson.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Corson.
Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy.
Corson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Corson takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Corson with the inside leg kick.
Corson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Shithouse.
Corson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Corson moves away.
Corson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Corson shoots in and drives through. Shithouse sprawls well.
Shithouse with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Brick Shithouse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Corson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Corson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Corson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Shithouse.
Shithouse smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Corson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shithouse keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Corson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Corson moves forwards but Shithouse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Corson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Corson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Shithouse napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse is not content to let Corson control the position.
Shithouse sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Corson trying to mount his opponent but Shithouse defends it.
Shithouse slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Shayne Corson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Shithouse seems keen to control Corson's posture.

Shithouse has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Corson off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brick Shithouse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shithouse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brick Shithouse!
Our winner, Brick Shithouse, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.