PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Goku san (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Willie Wonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Willie Wonka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

san
vs
Wonka

200 cm
22
230 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
225 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Cagewars Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goku san!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Willie Wonka!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wonka slips under a jab.
Wonka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but san moves away.
san misses with a body punch
letting Wonka counter with a right hand.
san doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wonka counters with a straight right hand.
san has his takedown stuffed

and Wonka counters with a nice double leg into guard.
san wants to stand and escape but Wonka is having none of it.
san keeping moving, preventing Wonka from controlling successfully.
Wonka sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed san's guard.
Wonka wants to take a breather but san is having none of it.
Wonka drops an elbow to the side of san's head.
san wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ground and pound from Wonka.

It looks like Goku san has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
san is trying to stand back up but Wonka is controlling him
Wonka thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed san's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
san wants to stand back up but Wonka manages to pass into side control.
Wonka scoring with punches from side control.

Goku san's cut is getting worse.
Wonka trying to control the action but san is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wonka controls the position.
san wants to get back to his feet.
Wonka landing a few strikes.

Goku san's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Goku san's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Willie Wonka!