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Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Lazy Bastard (ranked 3228 p4p, 2864 weight class) and Gage Underwood (ranked 317 p4p, 283 weight class). Gage Underwood has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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190 cm 36 156 30 - 32 - 1 |
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167 cm 31 143 12 - 10 - 0 |
World class boxer Very quick
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 30 - 32 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazy Bastard! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Gage Underwood! The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Bruno Hogan and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Underwood throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot. The fighters circling - Underwood throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Bastard throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Underwood on the side of the head. Underwood scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Underwood takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Underwood's shoulder, as Underwood tries to avoid the shot. Underwood throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot. Bastard blocks the body kick.
Underwood waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard. Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Underwood in his tracks. Underwood throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily. Underwood works Bastard's body with a nice hook. Bastard throws a one two combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Bastard looks to throw the jab but Underwood is out of range. Bastard throws a hook but Underwood avoids it easily. It seemed like Underwood was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Underwood is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Underwood slips the punch. Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here. Bastard misses with a looping left. Bastard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Underwood misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely. Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Underwood takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Underwood counters with a low kick, right behind Bastard 's knee. Underwood scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Bastard defending well as Underwood loads up on a big left hand. Bastard misses with a right hand and Underwood connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Underwood loads up on a big right hand but Bastard slips the punch. Bastard lands with a nice body punch. Underwood misses with a left hand and Underwood takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Underwood counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Underwood fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. A head kick from Underwood lands but Bastard takes it in his stride. Underwood ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Underwood throws the left hand but Bastard avoids the punch easily. Underwood throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily. Underwood keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Underwood stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Jab from Underwood. Underwood comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Underwood throws a head kick that misses. Bastard misses the shot to the body. Underwood dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bastard. That did some damage! A jab from Underwood misses. Bastard scores with a punch to the head. A shot to the body from Bastard misses and Underwood counters with a thumping low kick. Bastard swings for the body but Underwood moves out of range.
Underwood misses with a head kick.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Underwood connects with a single shot there.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Underwood lands with a shot to the body. Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Underwood avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bastard takes one on the button. Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and Underwood counters with a left to the body. Decent striking displayed by Bastard there. Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing. Underwood bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Bastard misses with an uppercut. Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Underwood darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Underwood misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming. Underwood lands a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Underwood. Bastard went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Bastard connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Underwood. Bastard misses the shot to the body. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Underwood! But no joy. Bastard misses with an uppercut. Underwood saw that one coming. Underwood lands with a hook. Bastard tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Underwood throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Bastard lands a nice shot to the body.
Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing. A countering left hand to the body from Underwood misses. Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Underwood throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Bastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Underwood throws out the jab. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Underwood slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Underwood displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab. Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Underwood pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Lazy Bastard will probably get the nod. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Bastard misses with a hook
and Underwood counters with a right hand to the body. Underwood throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bastard sees it coming and avoids it easily. Bastard looks to land a right hand but Underwood moved out of range. Bastard jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Underwood explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing. Underwood chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Underwood waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard. A big left from Underwood misses. Bastard walks into a jab. Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Underwood is just out of range. Underwood appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Underwood connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. That kick from Underwood tenderised Bastard's leg. Bastard is trying to keep his angry face on. Underwood jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Bastard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Underwood's head backwards. Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Underwood throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Underwood misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming. Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Underwood.
Underwood shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Bastard walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Underwood counters with an outside leg kick.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Underwood counters with a straight right hand. Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Bastard throws a hook but Underwood blocks it. A nice inside leg kick there by Underwood. That's going to slow Bastard down. Bastard misses with an uppercut. Underwood throws a body kick that misses. Gage Underwood seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Underwood bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Bastard misses with a hook. Underwood ducked under it nicely. Decent striking displayed by Underwood there. A cross from Bastard lands. Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and Underwood counters with a right hand to the body. Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. A shot to the body from Bastard misses and Underwood counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bastard's knee momentarily. Bastard avoids the head kick by Underwood.
Bastard scores with a punch to the head. Underwood lands the left hand. Underwood lands a jab to the nose. Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands. A solid body kick from Underwood. Lazy Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Underwood uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Underwood tries a quick counter leg kick but Bastard is wise to it. Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Underwood. Underwood's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bastard under the eye. Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Underwood in his tracks. Underwood cracks a nice hook into Bastard's ribs. Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Underwood moves away. Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Underwood moves away. Underwood moves out of range of the strikes. A slow jab from Bastard misses its intended target. Underwood avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Underwood bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Underwood swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Underwood looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range. A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target. Bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Underwood. Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bastard misses with a looping left. Underwood with a nice calf kick. Bastard throws the left hand but Underwood avoids the punch easily. Underwood throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem. Bastard misses with the combination.
Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Bastard takes a swing at Underwood's ribcage but misses. Underwood misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely. Underwood looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Underwood ducks under a wild hook from Bastard. A shot to the body from Bastard misses and Underwood counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Underwood thuds a left hand into Bastard's body. Bastard is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Bastard looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Underwood avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Underwood misses with a looping right. Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Underwood manages to avoid it. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Gage Underwood will probably get the nod - 10:9. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round! Bastard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Underwood counters with a lovely straight right hand! A jab from Underwood misses. Underwood connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bastard's hands. Underwood defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand. Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Bastard throws a body punch but Underwood moves out of range. Bastard throws a right hand that Underwood ducks under and follows up with a left that Underwood also avoids with ease. Underwood looks like he wants to counter punch here. Bastard cracks Underwood with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Underwood misses the shot to the body. Bastard lands with an uppercut that bounces Underwood off the ropes and back into range. Bastard slips a jab from Underwood. Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Bastard avoids the head kick by Underwood.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
A little jabbing left from Underwood on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Underwood ducks under a wild hook from Bastard. Underwood throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bastard takes a jab right on the kisser.
Underwood throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Underwood stuns Bastard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Underwood chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Underwood throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Underwood jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses. Underwood feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bastards jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! A swing and a miss from Bastard. Bastard gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Underwood misses with a looping right. A swing and a miss from Bastard. Underwood flicks out a counter leg kick but Bastard steps away. Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Underwood counters with a nice kick to the body. This has been an exciting period of action! Underwood lands a nice hook to Bastard's body. Bastard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Underwood connects with a leg kick. Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Underwood. Underwood has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him. Underwood has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Underwood misses with a head kick.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Underwood counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. A decent looking body kick lands there for Underwood. Underwood scores with a leg kick.
Bastard lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Underwood thumps Bastard with a low kick. Underwood misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely. Good leg kick by Underwood. Underwood lands a nice looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Underwood. Underwood throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it. Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Underwood. Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Underwood uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Bastard throws a combination that misses and Underwood counters with a stiff right hand. Underwood defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand. Underwood keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard misses with a left hand and Underwood counters with a leg kick. Underwood uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bastard. Bastard misses with a looping left. Underwood throws out a counter right but Bastard avoids it with no problem. Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Underwood throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it. Underwood lands with an overhand left.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bastard swings away with a body shot that misses
and Underwood connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. This has been an exciting period of action! Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Underwood scores with a decent looking hook. Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Underwood counters with a nice uppercut. Underwood takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Bastard scores with a nice head shot. Bastard misses with an uppercut. Bastard misses with the combination.
Underwood misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
A punch combination from Bastard misses. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Bastard misses with a jab to the body
and Underwood counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. A jab from Bastard misses. Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bastard walks into a straight right hand from Underwood.
And that's the end of the fight! Gage Underwood comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Underwood has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight for Gage Underwood! Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight for Gage Underwood! Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight for Gage Underwood!
Gage Underwood wins by unanimous decision! Gage Underwood bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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