PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Humphrey Wellington (ranked 2650 p4p, 2839 weight class) and Zett Jukassa (ranked 377 p4p, 403 weight class). Humphrey Wellington is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wellington
vs
Jukassa

225 cm
27
193
9 - 12 - 0

189 cm
23
195
5 - 3 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Humphrey Wellington!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Zett Jukassa!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, John Mangel and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jukassa takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wellington.
Jukassa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wellington was well out of range. Poor timing from Jukassa.
Jukassa has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Wellington uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jukassa.
Wellington throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Humphrey Wellington seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wellington moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jukassa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wellington moves away.
Wellington is looking to counter with a body kick.
Jukassa avoids a kick to the body.
It seemed like Jukassa was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wellington tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jukassa was well out of range. Poor timing from Wellington.
Jukassa looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A lazy body kick from Wellington
letting Jukassa counter with a right hand.
Wellington connects with an inside leg kick.
Wellington misses with a low kick as Jukassa jumps back.
Wellington really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wellington tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wellington throws a low kick but Jukassa moves out of range easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Jukassa misses.
Wellington thows a leg kick but Jukassa checks it
and Jukassa connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wellington misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wellington throws a low kick but Jukassa avoids it.
Jukassa throws out a counter right but Wellington avoids it with no problem.
Wellington throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jukassa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jukassa blocks a head kick by Wellington.
Wellington lands a nice looking body kick.
Wellington misses with a kick to the body
and Jukassa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wellington connects with a single shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wellington is looking to score with low kicks.
It seemed like Jukassa was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wellington throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jukassa counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jukassa takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jukassa is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Wellington with a body shot.
Wellington throws a body shot but no joy.
Jukassa throws out a counter right but Wellington avoids it with no problem.
Wellington misses with a body kick.
Jukassa looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wellington misses with a kick to the body
and Jukassa counters with a stiff right hand.
Wellington throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wellington throws a sloppy body shot
and Jukassa counters with a nice uppercut.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wellington. That's going to slow Jukassa down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Jukassa.
Wellington fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jukassa blocks the body kick.
Jukassa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wellington throws a low kick but Jukassa moves out of range easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wellington thows a leg kick but Jukassa checks it
and Jukassa connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jukassa takes a swing at Wellington's ribcage but misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Humphrey Wellington dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Wellington misses with a head kick.
Wellington misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jukassa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jukassa looks to land a left hand but Wellington moved out of range nicely.
A head kick by Wellington misses
and Jukassa counters with a nice uppercut.
An inside leg kick lands from Wellington.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wellington throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wellington throws a sloppy head kick and Jukassa moves out of range easily.
A head kick by Wellington misses
and Jukassa counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wellington with the inside leg kick.
Wellington looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Wellington swings away with a body shot that misses
and Wellington takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wellington pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wellington pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jukassa is out of range and Wellington settles back down.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Wellington. Jukassa shrugs it off though.
A slapping body kick lands there for Wellington.
Wellington throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wellington throws a lazy body kick
and Jukassa counters with a straight right hand.
Wellington throws a leg kick
and Jukassa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wellington misses with a leg kick.
Jukassa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wellington tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jukassa was well out of range. Poor timing from Wellington.
Jukassa looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That kick from Wellington tenderised Jukassa's leg. Jukassa is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jukassa throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Jukassa blocks the leg kick.
Jukassa takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wellington misses with a low kick.
Jukassa loads up on a big right hand but Wellington slips the punch.
Wellington throws the kick towards the body but Jukassa avoids it.
A nice side step and Jukassa releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Jukassa has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Wellington.
Jukassa keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jukassa appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Wellington.
Jukassa doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Jukassa misses.
Wellington misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jukassa.
Wellington throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jukassa takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wellington is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jukassa can do to turn this around?
Wellington keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wellington swings for the body but Jukassa moves out of range.
Wellington wants to land a leg kick but Jukassa is out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Humphrey Wellington dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Wellington throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Jukassa might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Wellington has got the better of the exchanges.
Wellington thows a leg kick but Jukassa checks it
enabling Jukassa to counter with a crisp jab.
Wellington throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wellington misses with a body punch
and Jukassa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wellington throws a leg kick
and Jukassa counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wellington misses with an attempted mid kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Jukassa misses.
Jukassa takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jukassa moves out of range of the body kick from Wellington.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wellington pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jukassa looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wellington misses with a kick to the body.
Jukassa swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wellington misses with a head kick.
Jukassa takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wellington misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jukassa.
Jukassa looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wellington throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Wellington throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jukassa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zett Jukassa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wellington. Jukassa does a little dance to reset his feet.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jukassa! But no joy.
Wellington bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A low kick lands for Wellington.
Wellington ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jukassa moves away.
It seemed like Jukassa was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wellington swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Jukassa swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wellington goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wellington throws a leg kick
and Jukassa counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Jukassa. Beautiful body shot.
Wellington misses with a low kick as Jukassa jumps back.
Jukassa looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jukassa checks a leg kick nicely.
Wellington throws the kick towards the body but Jukassa avoids it.
Wellington tries to land a body kick
and Jukassa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Wellington is rocked!
Wellington thows a leg kick but Jukassa checks it
and Jukassa counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zett Jukassa!
In his post fight interview, Zett Jukassa started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.