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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 235 p4p, 1243 weight class) and Jani Honkanen (ranked 35 p4p, 158 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Watch where you're going, Needle Dick!. Needle Dick is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Needle Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jani Honkanen!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, David Hoff and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick clobbers Honkanen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dick works Honkanen's body with a nice hook.
Honkanen takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Honkanen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Dick throws a lazy uppercut
and Honkanen counters with a single leg into guard. Dick didn't expect that.
Honkanen trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dick has his hands on Honkanen's head, controlling the position.
Honkanen passes Dick's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Dick is defending against the submission attempts here by Honkanen.
Honkanen is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dick has managed to free his arm - good work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Honkanen is keen to just control but Dick is a slippery customer.
Honkanen is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dick has managed to free his arm - good work.
Honkanen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dick keeps working.
Honkanen is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Honkanen is trying to work for a kimura but Dick is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dick is staying active underneath Honkanen, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Dick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Honkanen is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Honkanen is trying to control. Dick wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Honkanen controlling the pace.
Honkanen's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Honkanen wants to work for an arm triangle but Dick is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Honkanen is looking for a kimura here.
Honkanen is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Dick to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
Dick knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Honkanen on the ground.
Dick keeping full guard, as Honkanen tries to pass.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dick pulls Honkanen in close to prevent any damage.
Honkanen trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Honkanen is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Honkanen looking to pass the guard.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Dick is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jani Honkanen dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A cross from Dick lands.
It looks like Jani Honkanen has been cut.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Honkanen is out of range.
Honkanen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dick lands a big right hand that sends Honkanen crashing to the mat! Dick stays standing though and waves Honkanen back to his feet!
Honkanen is rocked!
Honkanen has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Honkanen walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Dick swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Needle Dick!
Needle Dick decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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