PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Middle Finger (ranked 1429 p4p, 1493 weight class) and Brett Keane (ranked 151 p4p, 158 weight class). Finger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Side to Side. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Finger
vs
Keane

176 cm
23
158
8 - 3 - 0

175 cm
20
155
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Middle Finger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brett Keane!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Finger throws a hook but Keane avoids it easily.
Finger lands with a good body shot.
Keane throws a hook but Finger avoids it easily.
Finger throwing a counter right hand but Keane manages to avoid it.
Keane avoids the body shot from Finger.
Keane lands with a hook. Finger tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Middle Finger has been cut.
Keane loads up on a big right hand but Finger slips the punch.
Finger is looking to counter punch.
Keane misses with a wild body shot.
Finger is looking to counter punch.
Finger misses the jab.
Finger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Finger misses with a double jab.
Keane misses with a looping left.
Finger takes a swing at Keane's ribcage but misses.
Finger displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Keane throws out the jab.
Keane connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Finger ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Finger misses the jab.
Keane throws a lazy right hand but Finger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Finger connects with a looping right hand.
Finger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Keane.
Finger swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Keane.
Keane uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Keane throws the left hand but Finger avoids the punch easily.
Finger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Oooooh!!! Finger has knocked Keane down with a huge combo! Finger steps away and waves a wobbly Keane back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Keane is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Finger knocks out Keane with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Finger before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Finger picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Middle Finger!
Post fight, Middle Finger took to the microphone: 'This guy was nothing more then a warm up fight for me. He shouldn't have even been in this cage with me tonight, Im a straight OG Killa.......And Joe Biden if you hear this im calling you out!!! Your previous win over me was nothing more then a fluke. Best Believe Sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.