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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Expendable Crewman V (ranked 1141 p4p, 2525 weight class) and Ubungu Bamboo Face (ranked 33 p4p, 74 weight class). Crewman V comes into the arena with Star Trek blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Expendable Crewman V!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ubungu Bamboo Face!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crewman V misses with a hook.
Crewman V gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bamboo Face to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Bamboo Face trying to control the position from guard on top but Crewman V is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bamboo Face's corner is telling him to maintain position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crewman V looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bamboo Face trying to control but Crewman V is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Bamboo Face wanted to stand there but Crewman V had control of the position.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Crewman V tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crewman V tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bamboo Face was well out of range. Poor timing from Crewman V.
Bamboo Face throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bamboo Face closes this distance looking for a takedown but Crewman V circles away.
Expendable Crewman V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crewman V throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bamboo Face fails to land the takedown.
Bamboo Face staying out of range there.
Crewman V throws a jab when Bamboo Face was well out of range.
Crewman V swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crewman V missing with a left hand there. Bamboo Face was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bamboo Face closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Crewman V lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bamboo Face backwards.
It looks like Ubungu Bamboo Face has been cut.
Bamboo Face breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bamboo Face uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Crewman V.
Crewman V uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bamboo Face shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bamboo Face throwing shots but Crewman V is blocking nicely.
Bamboo Face tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Crewman V.
Bamboo Face has decided to stand back up but his arm is trapped. Whilst he's worrying about his arm, Crewman V works to full guard.
Bamboo Face looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crewman V is looking to stand up but Bamboo Face isn't so interested in that idea.
Bamboo Face trying to stand up but can't free himself from Crewman V's guard.
Bamboo Face trying to control but Crewman V is working from the bottom.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Expendable Crewman V is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bamboo Face doesn't manage to clinch there - Crewman V circles away.
Bamboo Face's coach down at PSE was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bamboo Face's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Crewman V tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bamboo Face was well out of range. Poor timing from Crewman V.
Bamboo Face is trying hard to land a takedown here. Crewman V sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Expendable Crewman V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ubungu Bamboo Face.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Bamboo Face.
Crewman V throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Crewman V missing with a left hand there. Bamboo Face was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bamboo Face was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bamboo Face moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice takedown defense from Crewman V. No joy for Bamboo Face on that attempt.
Bamboo Face moves out of range of the strikes.
A big right from Crewman V misses.
Crewman V lands a nice shot that snaps Bamboo Face's head back.
Crewman V throws out a loose jab but Bamboo Face uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crewman V misses the shot to the body.
Bamboo Face lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Crewman V looks to throw the jab but Bamboo Face is out of range.
Crewman V throws a hook but Bamboo Face avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Expendable Crewman V dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ubungu Bamboo Face's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Crewman V ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A big left from Crewman V misses.
Crewman V throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bamboo Face sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bamboo Face is trying hard to land a takedown here. Crewman V sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Crewman V gets tackled into the cage by Bamboo Face. Bamboo Face maintains the clinch.
Bamboo Face is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Crewman V lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crewman V's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Crewman V throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bamboo Face sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bamboo Face throws a counter combo.
Crewman V lands a head shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Crewman V misses its intended target.
Crewman V is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Crewman V loads up on a big right hand but Bamboo Face slips the punch.
Crewman V just misses with a punch to the body.
Crewman V moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromBamboo Face.
Bamboo Face tries to clinch up but Crewman V circles away and keeps his distance.
Crewman V scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bamboo Face shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Crewman V as he jumps to the side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crewman V looks to throw the jab but Bamboo Face is out of range.
A swing and a miss from Crewman V.
Nice takedown defense from Crewman V. No joy for Bamboo Face on that attempt.
Expendable Crewman V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ubungu Bamboo Face.
A big left from Crewman V misses.
Ubungu Bamboo Face is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Crewman V misses with a hook.
Jab from Crewman V.
Crewman V thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crewman V missing with a left hand there. Bamboo Face was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bamboo Face raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Bamboo Face closes the distance and clinches up with Crewman V, looking for a takedown. Bamboo Face pushes Crewman V against the cage but Crewman V circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bamboo Face ducks under a wild hook from Crewman V.
Bamboo Face moves in looking to clinch but Crewman V pushes him off.
Bamboo Face uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crewman V.
Crewman V throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crewman V misses the jab.
Bamboo Face throws a head kick that misses.
Crewman V changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bamboo Face is breathing heavily.
Crewman V throws a hook but Bamboo Face blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crewman V lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That has opened up Ubungu Bamboo Face's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crewman V throws an overhand right that lands on Bamboo Face's shoulder, as Bamboo Face tries to avoid the shot.
Bamboo Face shoots for a double leg takedown but Crewman V sprawls well. He's pushed Bamboo Face's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bamboo Face is looking to clinch.
Bamboo Face drives through with a takedown into guard.
Crewman V has his feet on Bamboo Face's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Crewman V throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bamboo Face sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bamboo Face wants to clinch.
Crewman V lands a jab.
Bamboo Face takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The cut above Ubungu Bamboo Face's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bamboo Face gets the takedown into side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bamboo Face wants to control for a moment but Crewman V uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Crewman V is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bamboo Face is trying to control. Crewman V wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Crewman V tries to get to full guard but Bamboo Face has control of the leg.
Bamboo Face not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bamboo Face missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bamboo Face trying to control the action but Crewman V is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crewman V tries to roll over but Bamboo Face keeps him under control.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Bamboo Face is looking to advance position but Crewman V won't allow it.
Bamboo Face is looking to stall here but Crewman V recovers full guard.
Bamboo Face won't allow Crewman V to get back to his feet.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Expendable Crewman V dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ubungu Bamboo Face's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Bamboo Face moves into the clinch.
Bamboo Face jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Crewman V walks away with a smile on his face. Bamboo Face gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bamboo Face darts in looking for a takedown but Crewman V gets double underhooks and turns Bamboo Face into the cage.
An attempted straight right counter from Crewman V misses the target.
Crewman V is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bamboo Face doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bamboo Face wants to slow Crewman V down by chopping away at his legs.
Crewman V stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Crewman V wants it to stay on the feet.
Expendable Crewman V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ubungu Bamboo Face.
Bamboo Face slips a straight right by Crewman V.
Donk. Crewman V catches Bamboo Face right on the button with a cross.
Bamboo Face tries to clinch there but Crewman V circles away.
A big left from Crewman V misses.
A slow jab from Crewman V misses its intended target.
Bamboo Face blocks a head kick by Crewman V.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bamboo Face blocks a jab.
Bamboo Face looks to land a combination but Crewman V avoids it well.
Crewman V cracks Bamboo Face with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Crewman V has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bamboo Face to stand back up!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ubungu Bamboo Face's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Expendable Crewman V!
Our winner, Expendable Crewman V, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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