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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tobig Tofail (ranked 193 p4p, 217 weight class) and Jim Bob McDonald (ranked 7 p4p, 10 weight class). Tofail comes into the arena with Too sexy blaring out of the sound system. McDonald has chosen Ray Wylie Hubbard - Redneck Mother as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tobig Tofail!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Bob McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonald rushes Tofail and presses him up against the cage.
McDonald scores with a nice hook to the head.
Tofail breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tofail looks to score with a jab to the body but McDonald is just out of range.
Tofail misses with a hook. McDonald ducked under it nicely.
McDonald fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tofail on the side of the head.
Tofail scores with a jab to the jaw.
McDonald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tofail drops his hands momentarily and McDonald takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tofail goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tofail ducks under a wild hook from McDonald.
Tofail staying out of range there.
McDonald forces Tofail back against the cage and clinches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McDonald creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDonald tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Tofail misses with a hook from the clinch.
McDonald can't find room to land a body shot as Tofail controls the action.
Tofail breaks from the clinch.
Tofail tries a low kick but McDonald avoids it.
McDonald moves out of range of the body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Tofail throws a big shot that misses.
Tofail uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
Tofail throws out a powerful jab.
McDonald has Tofail up against the cage in a clinch.
Tofail's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tofail lands a nice hook to McDonald's body. McDonald takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tofail lands a big head kick that sends McDonald tumbling to the mat! Tofail takes a step backwards and waves McDonald back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Jim Bob McDonald has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McDonald stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tofail.
Tofail throws a chopping leg kick but McDonald manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McDonald lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
McDonald throws an overhand right that lands on Tofail's shoulder, as Tofail tries to avoid the shot.
Tofail sizes up McDonald with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tofail moves away.
McDonald throws out a loose jab but Tofail uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tofail throws a good cross that connects.
McDonald gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald defending well as Tofail loads up on a big left hand.
McDonald throws an off balance right hand
and Tofail counters with an outside leg kick.
Tofail thows a body kick. McDonald tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Tofail is looking to slow McDonald down with leg kicks.
Tofail scores with a punch to the head.
McDonald throws a big shot that misses.
Tofail lands a big head kick that sends McDonald tumbling to the mat! Tofail takes a step backwards and waves McDonald back to his feet - he wants the finish!
McDonald is rocked!
McDonald moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Tofail throws a quick inside leg kick.
McDonald scores with a hook to the body. Tofail takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McDonald has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Tofail.
McDonald uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tofail has time to react.
McDonald with a jab.
Tofail misses with a low kick.
Tofail avoids the body shot from McDonald.
McDonald jabs at Tofail's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tofail.
A good leg kick by Tofail.
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tofail moves away.
Tofail scores with a nice right hand.
McDonald checks the leg kick.
McDonald swings for the body but Tofail moves out of range.
Tofail misses with a low kick.
McDonald throws a looping overhand right but Tofail ducks down to avoid it.
McDonald throws out a loose jab but Tofail uses good head movement to avoid it.
McDonald has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McDonald there as he acknowledges the shot.
McDonald checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tofail takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McDonald throws a hook but Tofail blocks it.
We've been told by Tofail's head coaches at Bear Jew's social club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A jab from McDonald does it's job there.
Tofail moves out of range of the strikes.
McDonald fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald avoids a kick to the body.
McDonald swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A head kick misses from Tofail.
McDonald swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tofail goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tofail misses with a left hand
and McDonald counters with a right hand to the body.
McDonald moves out of range of the body kick from Tofail.
McDonald throws a body punch but Tofail moves out of range.
McDonald defending well as Tofail loads up on a big left hand.
Tofail getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McDonald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tofail manages to avoid it.
McDonald fails to land with a series of punches.
McDonald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDonald lands a really nice looking cross but Tofail seems unphased.
McDonald drops his hands momentarily and Tofail takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd cheers as Tofail lands an impressive looking overhand right. McDonald doesn't seem phased though.
Tofail slips a jab from McDonald.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Tobig Tofail dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jim Bob McDonald's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
McDonald throws a hook but Tofail avoids it easily.
Tobig Tofail is winning the standup battle so far.
Tofail fakes the leg kick and cracks McDonald in the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from McDonald. Tofail does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tofail throws out a loose jab but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tofail pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tofail misses with an uppercut.
Tofail jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Tofail blocks a jab.
McDonald moves out of range as Tofail strikes.
McDonald let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
McDonald throws a hook but Tofail avoids it easily.
Tofail is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McDonald can do to turn this around?
Tofail swings for the body but McDonald moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McDonald throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tofail misses with a body shot.
McDonald moves out of range of the body kick.
McDonald paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McDonald throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tofail thinks about countering with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tofail throws an overhand right that lands on McDonald's shoulder, as McDonald tries to avoid the shot.
McDonald fails in his attempt to clinch.
McDonald scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tofail lands an overhand right.
Tofail cracks McDonald with a good jab.
McDonald misses with a straight left.
Tofail throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from McDonald. Tofail does a little dance to reset his feet.
McDonald looks to score with a jab to the body but Tofail is just out of range.
Tofail misses with a body kick.
A countering left hand to the body from McDonald misses.
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tofail moves away.
A jab lands there for McDonald.
Tofail throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tofail throws a chopping leg kick but McDonald manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Tofail loads up on a big right hand but McDonald slips the punch.
Tofail throws a body kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald connects with the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tofail on the side of the head.
Tofail moves out of range as McDonald strikes.
A low kick from Tofail misses
and McDonald counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tofail misses with a low kick.
McDonald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tofail was well out of range. Poor timing from McDonald.
Tofail lands a jab to the nose.
Tofail throws a poor cross that misses
and McDonald counters with a straight right hand.
McDonald with a jab.
Tofail throws a hook but McDonald blocks it.
Tofail uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McDonald.
McDonald takes a swing at Tofail's ribcage but misses.
Good shot there by Tofail.
McDonald misses the shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for McDonald. That snapped Tofail's head back.
Tofail takes one to the chin there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tofail pushes McDonald away with a front kick.
McDonald is breathing heavily.
Tofail wants to slow McDonald down by chopping away at his legs.
Tofail pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A bone on bone clash there as McDonald blocks the leg kick.
McDonald just misses with a punch to the body.
Tofail throws a shot from downtown. McDonald moves away and avoids it.
McDonald ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tofail tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDonald was well out of range. Poor timing from Tofail.
McDonald fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tofail manages to avoid it.
Tofail lands a leg kick that knocks McDonald off balance momentarily.
McDonald misses with an uppercut. Tofail saw that one coming.
Tofail throws a looping overhand right but McDonald ducks down to avoid it.
Tofail uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McDonald.
McDonald is looking to clinch but Tofail is avoiding it.
Tofail lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tofail loads up on a big right hand but McDonald slips the punch.
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tofail moves away.
A nice leg kick from Tofail, right into the meat of the thigh.
McDonald misses with a few strikes there.
The fighters circle momentarily. McDonald darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tofail lands a nice looking body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - McDonald looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McDonald looks to score with a jab to the body but Tofail is just out of range.
Tofail throws a hook to the side of McDonald's head but McDonald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tofail scores with a push kick.
McDonald sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nice body kick from Tofail.
Tofail scores with a shot to the body.
Tofail connects with an inside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Tobig Tofail will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jim Bob McDonald's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Tofail lands a nice looking kick to the body. McDonald takes a step back to recover.
Tofail scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Tofail is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McDonald.
McDonald throws out a counter right but Tofail avoids it with no problem.
Tofail throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A shot to the liver by Tofail. Beautiful body shot.
McDonald drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tofail moves out of range of the strikes.
McDonald cracks Tofail with a good jab.
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tofail moves away.
McDonald throws a body punch but Tofail moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McDonald avoids the head kick by Tofail.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tofail.
Tofail lands a big uppercut and McDonald crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but McDonald looks OK. Tofail waves McDonald back to his feet!
McDonald takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tofail cracks McDonald with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends McDonald tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Tofail pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! McDonald is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tobig Tofail!
Tobig Tofail retains his super heavyweight title!
Tobig Tofail seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Jim Bob McDonald spoke after the fight, saying 'A country boy can survive'.
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hype
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