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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Uri Gellar (ranked 1774 p4p, 2338 weight class) and Burrito Supreme (ranked 234 p4p, 290 weight class). Gellar comes to the cage accompanied by James Randi exposes Uri Geller. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 44 - 23 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uri Gellar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Burrito Supreme!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Supreme thumps Gellar with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gellar.
Gellar clobbers Supreme with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Gellar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gellar on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Supreme avoids the body shot from Gellar.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gellar.
Supreme lands with a straight right. Gellar didn't see that one coming.
Gellar throws the kick towards the body but Supreme avoids it.
Supreme connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gellar's hands.
Gellar turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Supreme thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circling - Supreme throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Supreme scores with a jab to the head.
Supreme scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Gellar with a nice calf kick.
Gellar throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gellar throws a body kick that misses.
Supreme takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
It looks like Burrito Supreme has been cut.
Gellar slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Supreme is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gellar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Supreme is still on wobbly legs! Can Gellar finish him?
Gellar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Supreme seems to have recovered his senses.
Supreme wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Supreme working hard to break the clinch.
Supreme breaks from the clinch.
A lazy left from Supreme finds it's target.
Supreme looks to land a left hand but Gellar moved out of range nicely.
Gellar moves into the clinch successfully.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gellar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Supreme breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gellar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gellar gets a clinch.
Gellar lands with a left to the head.
Supreme working hard to break the clinch.
Supreme wants to get back to striking at distance but Gellar won't allow it.
Supreme wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A shot in the inside from Gellar.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gellar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Gellar lands a shoulder strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gellar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gellar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gellar pushes Supreme back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Gellar lands a hook that snaps the head of Supreme backwards.
Gellar pushes Supreme against the cage. Gellar is working some dirty boxing. Gellar pushes off with a quick right hook! Supreme goes down! Supreme tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Gellar moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Uri Gellar!
A very excited looking Uri Gellar made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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