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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 1037 p4p, 1809 weight class) and Jack Adlehyde (ranked 154 p4p, 256 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Adlehyde!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Adlehyde on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Adlehyde shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Adlehyde throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Adlehyde connects with a nice looking jab.
Bitch Tits needs to keep his hands up - Adlehyde had a free shot at his head there.
Adlehyde misses with a looping right.
Bitch Tits showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits throws a hook but Adlehyde avoids it easily.
Bitch Tits avoids the body shot from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits throws a sloppy body shot
and Adlehyde counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've been informed that Adlehyde has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bitch Tits slips under a jab from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Adlehyde lands a nice looking body shot.
Adlehyde swings for the body but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Bitch Tits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a jab but it's blocked by Adlehyde.
Adlehyde wants to counter the offense by Bitch Tits and move into the clinch position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Adlehyde fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bitch Tits on the side of the head.
Bitch Tits wants to slow Adlehyde down by chopping away at his legs.
Bitch Tits misses with an uppercut. Adlehyde saw that one coming.
Nice jab there from Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde connects with a nice looking jab.
Adlehyde throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch Tits swings for the body but Adlehyde moves out of range.
Bitch Tits drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Adlehyde wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Adlehyde slips under a jab from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Adlehyde ducks under a wild hook from Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bitch Tits momentarily.
Bitch Tits slips under a jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bitch Tits!
Adlehyde steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde moves into the clinch successfully.
Adlehyde lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch Tits wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Adlehyde has him pressed against the cage.
Adlehyde lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Adlehyde - that landed with a thud.
Bitch Tits struggles to land a body shot inside as Adlehyde controls his hands.
Adlehyde lands with a short shot to the head.
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch.
Adlehyde dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adlehyde connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Adlehyde slips a straight right by Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde lands with a cross.
Adlehyde closes the distance and pushes Bitch Tits back into the cage.
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Adlehyde keeps control of Bitch Tits as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Adlehyde tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Adlehyde misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch Tits tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Adlehyde's elbow.
Bitch Tits blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Adlehyde throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch Tits blocking some punches.
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Adlehyde working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Adlehyde is pushing Bitch Tits up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bitch Tits has had enough of the clinch but Adlehyde keeps him there for the moment.
Bitch Tits lands a left hand that snaps the head of Adlehyde backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Adlehyde is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A big right from Adlehyde misses.
Adlehyde's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bitch Tits under the eye.
Bitch Tits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Adlehyde.
Adlehyde cracks Bitch Tits with a good jab.
Bitch Tits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Adlehyde comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Adlehyde misses with the combination.
Adlehyde misses with a combination
and Bitch Tits counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Adlehyde uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits sizes up Adlehyde with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Adlehyde lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Adlehyde looks to land a combination but Bitch Tits avoids it well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Adlehyde keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Adlehyde avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Adlehyde dips to his left and cracks Bitch Tits with an uppercut!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Adlehyde lands a jab to the nose.
Adlehyde gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bitch Tits has had enough of the clinch but Adlehyde keeps him there for the moment.
Bitch Tits has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde pushes Bitch Tits back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Adlehyde avoiding damage.
Adlehyde lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bitch Tits throws a jab but it's blocked by Adlehyde.
Jack Adlehyde seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Adlehyde lands a jab-cross combination.
Adlehyde throws a leg kick that misses.
Adlehyde is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bitch Tits had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Adlehyde checks a low kick from Bitch Tits.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitch Tits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bitch Tits throws a body punch but Adlehyde moves out of range.
Adlehyde moves out of range as Bitch Tits strikes.
A little jabbing left from Adlehyde on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bitch Tits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Adlehyde wants to counter with a clinch but Bitch Tits pushes him away.
Adlehyde misses with a left hand
and Bitch Tits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Adlehyde dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Bitch Tits tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitch Tits takes a swing at Adlehyde's ribcage but misses.
Adlehyde tries to counter by closing the distance.
Bitch Tits throws a right hand that misses
and Adlehyde counters with a stiff right hand.
Adlehyde throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bitch Tits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Adlehyde throws a body punch but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Adlehyde has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice body punch from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits looks to clinch
and Adlehyde counters with a nice body shot.
Adlehyde looks to throw the jab but Bitch Tits is out of range.
Adlehyde uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch Tits.
Jack Adlehyde seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bitch Tits throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bitch Tits needs to keep his hands up - Adlehyde had a free shot at his head there.
Bitch Tits checks a leg kick.
Adlehyde jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A swing and a miss from Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Adlehyde stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jab by Adlehyde.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Adlehyde has managed to clinch.
Bitch Tits escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Adlehyde scores with a nice right hand.
Adlehyde scores with a jab to the body.
Bitch Tits drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A nice combination there by Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits is rocked!
Bitch Tits connects with the punch.
Adlehyde connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bitch Tits momentarily.
Adlehyde throws the left hand but Bitch Tits avoids the punch easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Adlehyde rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bitch Tits counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Adlehyde lands a jab to the head.
A lazy left from Adlehyde finds it's target.
Bitch Tits is looking to chop away at Adlehyde's legs.
Bitch Tits throws a looping overhand right but Adlehyde ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch Tits looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Adlehyde is looking to chop away at Bitch Tits's legs.
Adlehyde bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bitch Tits's head backwards.
Adlehyde misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits throws a jab but it's blocked by Adlehyde.
Adlehyde throws a one two combo.
Oh Bitch Tits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A telegraphed right hand from Adlehyde misses the target.
Bitch Tits seems to have got his legs back now.
Bitch Tits throws a body punch but Adlehyde moves out of range.
Adlehyde tries to bum rush Bitch Tits with a series of wild strikes but Bitch Tits uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Adlehyde misses with a body punch
enabling Bitch Tits to counter with a crisp jab.
Adlehyde scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bitch Tits doesn't seem bothered though.
Adlehyde ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
No joy there for Adlehyde, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Adlehyde getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Adlehyde falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Bitch Tits to counter with a crisp jab.
Adlehyde is rocked!
Adlehyde thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bitch Tits is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Adlehyde.
Adlehyde works the jab nicely.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bitch Tits! Adlehyde is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cheif Bitch Tits!
Cheif Bitch Tits retains his middleweight title!
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