PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mick Mammoth (ranked 4007 p4p, 4706 weight class) and Yancy Tellurite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yancy Tellurite is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Mammoth
vs
Tellurite

205 cm
25
275
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
245
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mick Mammoth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yancy Tellurite!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mammoth lands a jab to the head.
A jab from Mammoth does it's job there.
Mammoth lands with a cross.

It looks like Yancy Tellurite has been cut.
Mammoth lands with a good body shot.
Mammoth connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tellurite momentarily.
Mammoth is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Tellurite flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Tellurite is out cold! Mammoth holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mick Mammoth!
Mick Mammoth spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.