PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Justin Sane (ranked 3619 p4p, 22501 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 430 p4p, 635 weight class). Sane comes to the ring accompanied by FAST LANE. Noel has chosen the fat boys fat boys as his entrance music. Chubby Noel has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Justin Sane's chin.

Sane
vs
Noel

183 cm
28
201
3 - 5 - 0

198 cm
43
215
28 - 30 - 1

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Redemption ink

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Justin Sane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 30 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sane moves out of range as Noel strikes.
Noel tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Sane counters with a straight right hand.
Noel takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sane lands with a hook. Noel tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Noel is looking to clinch.
Noel throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sane counters with a stiff right hand.

Noel clinches up against the ropes.
Sane is trying to break the clinch but Noel is controlling him.
Noel swings wildly with an uppercut but Sane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noel misses with the head strike.
Noel throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sane blocks it with crossed arms.
Sane lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Noel misses with a punch on the inside.
Sane working aggressively here.
Sane misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Noel struggles to land a body shot inside as Sane controls his hands.
Noel lands a shot to the body.
Sane working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noel blocks an uppercut.
Sane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Sane escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Noel tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Sane counters with a left to the body.
Noel throws a combination that misses
and Sane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chubby Noel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sane wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Noel fails in his attempt to clinch.
Noel tries to close the distance and clinch but Sane swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Noel misses with an uppercut. Sane saw that one coming.
Noel tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Sane counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Noel wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sane misses with a two punch combination.
Nice uppercut there from Sane.

It looks like Chubby Noel has been cut.
Sane lands a right and a left and another right! Noel goes down! Oh, he's in big, big trouble! 3,4,5,6,7,8... he's up to one knee... 9,10! He can't beat the count - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Justin Sane!
Justin Sane very nearly forgot to thank Redemption ink amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.