PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Schwonckl Diesel (ranked 2525 p4p, 3217 weight class) and Needno Badges (ranked 336 p4p, 404 weight class). Diesel comes to the cage accompanied by Outerspass - Laufhaus. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Diesel
vs
Badges

184 cm
21
170
5 - 3 - 0

185 cm
21
177
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Schwonckl Diesel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Needno Badges!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Phil Schofield and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Badges.
Diesel is looking to counter punch.
Diesel slips a straight right by Badges.
Badges ducks under a wild hook from Diesel.
Diesel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Badges misses with a body shot.
Badges fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Diesel keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Diesel connects with an inside leg kick.
Badges takes a kick to the side of the head.
Badges avoids the body shot from Diesel.
Badges scores with a sloppy right hand. Diesel should have avoided that one.
Badges slips a jab and a cross from Diesel.

Badges gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A left hand lands to the body for Badges.
Badges lands a body punch in the clinch.
Badges misses with a hook to the ribs.
Badges misses with a punch on the inside.
Diesel misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Diesel.
Badges looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Badges creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badges working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Badges.
Badges lands a right hand that snaps the head of Diesel backwards.
Badges blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Badges.
Badges lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Schwonckl Diesel has been cut.
Diesel working aggressively here.
Badges can't find room to land a body shot as Diesel controls the action.
Badges lands a right hand.
Diesel lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Diesel misses with a punch on the inside.
Badges lands an elbow that stopped Diesel in his tracks for a moment.
Good body shot from Diesel.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Badges.
Badges lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Badges struggles to land a body shot inside as Diesel controls his hands.
Diesel's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Diesel takes an elbow to the temple.

Diesel is rocked!
Badges swings wildly with an uppercut but Diesel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oh Diesel is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Badges working aggressively here.
Badges misses with an elbow strike.
Diesel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diesel blocks an uppercut.
Badges swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Diesel avoids the elbow strike from Badges, against the cage.
Diesel avoids a wild elbow strike from Badges.
Badges misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diesel blocks an uppercut.
Diesel blocks an uppercut.
Badges looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Badges misses with the head strike.
Diesel blocks an uppercut.
Badges throws a punch but it's blocked by Diesel.
Diesel dodges an elbow strike from Badges.
Badges pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Badges misses with the head strike.
Badges misses with an elbow strike.
Diesel tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Diesel is trying to break the clinch but Badges is controlling him.
Diesel blocks an elbow strike.
Diesel blocks the elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Badges.
Badges misses with a punch on the inside.
Diesel blocks an elbow strike.
Badges misses with a punch on the inside.
Badges has a couple of punches blocked by Diesel.
Badges pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Diesel seems to have got his legs back now.
Badges misses with a punch on the inside.
Badges lands a hook to the side of the head.

Diesel manages to break the clinch.
Diesel connects with a single shot there.
Diesel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Badges.
Badges steps in with a hook that catches Diesel right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Badges follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Diesel looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Needno Badges!
After the big win, Needno Badges made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Brooklyn Apothecary and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.