PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Red Stalin (ranked 4504 p4p, 4360 weight class) and Naseem Hamed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hamed is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Thriller. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Stalin
vs
Hamed

152 cm
24
300
2 - 0 - 0

164 cm
23
145
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Red Stalin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Naseem Hamed!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Illya Tyunina and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hamed takes the fight into the clinch.
Hamed blocks an uppercut.
Hamed working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Stalin fails to land.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Hamed uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Hamed misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stalin.
Stalin misses with a punch on the inside.
Stalin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamed lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stalin backwards.
Stalin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hamed tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hamed blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Hamed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stalin misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Hamed fails to land.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hamed lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hamed working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hamed.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Hamed.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Hamed.
Hamed lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stalin backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hamed.
Hamed blocking some punches.
Stalin working aggressively here.
Hamed misses with the head strike.
Hamed blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hamed blocking some punches.
Stalin gets through Hamed's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Hamed tries a body shot but Stalin blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stalin.
Stalin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stalin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hamed misses with the head strike.
Hamed lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hamed.
Hamed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamed's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stalin misses with a punch on the inside.
Stalin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hamed lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Stalin fails to land.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short right from Stalin on the inside.
Stalin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hamed misses with a punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Hamed.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Hamed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hamed blocks an uppercut.
Stalin lands a shoulder strike.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stalin misses with the head strike.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Hamed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hamed misses with a knee strike.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hamed is looking to control Stalin's arms but Stalin gets an underhook and turns him. Now Hamed has his back to the cage.
Hamed working aggressively here.
Hamed misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hamed misses with a punch to the body.
Stalin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamed gets through Stalin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stalin working aggressively here.
Hamed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stalin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stalin misses with a punch on the inside.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hamed.
Hamed misses with a knee strike.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Hamed.
Hamed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamed blocks an uppercut.
Stalin is breathing heavily.
Stalin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Hamed.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hamed.
Stalin misses with the head strike.
Hamed tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stalin misses with some punches.
Hamed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stalin blocking some punches.
Hamed blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hamed tries to break free but Stalin pushes him back against the cage.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hamed pushes Stalin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hamed lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hamed.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hamed.
Hamed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stalin working aggressively here.
Hamed lands a right hand.
Hamed using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stalin has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stalin lands with a right to the head.
Hamed scores with a shoulder strike.
Stalin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hamed blocking some punches.
Hamed throws a knee to the head but misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Red Stalin dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sloppy strikes from Hamed. Those never looked like landing.
Stalin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hamed is looking to clinch but Stalin is avoiding it.
A left lands for Stalin.

Hamed is rocked!
Hamed looks to land a right hand but Stalin moved out of range.
Hamed is still on wobbly legs! Can Stalin finish him?
Stalin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hamed.
Stalin closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Hamed out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Red Stalin!
Red Stalin decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.